The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs - Latest Comments in We are going to blow your mind next week

Re: We are going to blow your mind next week

Mr. PoopyPants — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:46:58 -0000

Your silence is deafening. Perhaps next time you'll stop yammering on your keyboard long enough to put in a bit of thought. And find the Shift key while you're at it. e. e. cummings was cool & original; You're a fluttering twit with ADD. Ass.

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Blue Lobster — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:48:37 -0000

Kindle was so revolutionary that no product will ever measure up.

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Typical Internet User — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:45:55 -0000

iv bn use 1 fr years now they are great

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Guest — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:32:54 -0000

OSX Server for all Intel hardware

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Jon — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:42:01 -0000

You've finally got off your arse and release iTunes for Linux

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Mr. PoopyPants — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:22:53 -0000

Interesting. This FSJ post suggests otherwise.

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faddah — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:00:30 -0000

i took the time, but found it pretty much as your title — a buncha poop.

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crazystoner newsjunkie — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:36:38 -0000

dude tell me you're gonna buy vivendi or something with all that cash yer sitting on.

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lastangelman — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:40:09 -0000

to bad fake paul allen is taking over your job.

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lastangelman — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:38:45 -0000

ding ding ding ding ding

as what you may ask?

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lastangelman — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:35:43 -0000

beat me to it.
good spotter.

Re: We are going to blow your mind next week

Mr. PoopyPants — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:56:27 -0000

You seem the clever type. So tell me. Do you think FSJ enjoys jetting around disguised as Johnny Poison? Or, do you think FSJ simply blacks out Dr. Jeckel fashion and assumes he's been in the tank the whole time.

Or, could it be that in your haste to reply to EVERY FUCKING POST ON THIS PAGE that perhaps you didn't take the time to read mine before replying?

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Robert — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:07:03 -0000

Checked out your "blog" fake uncle fester...Not too good. Not even spectacularly bad. Just bad.

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Stephanos Anton Ballmerfeld — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:31:02 -0000

There is no way you could possiblly beat Bill's speech from Sunday at CES! Bill talked about the future! You know the future, that thing both the real and the fake Jobs don't have! lol

http://fakesteveballmer.blo...

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Archie_Medes — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:14:21 -0000

Looks like it got swapped out or something. Maybe Steve saw and heard it flew into a rage and then sent Moshe to talk to them.

As a web ad it wasn't bad except that it auto-played with audio when the page opened. In a quiet room it sounded like Bill Mays selling OxyClean. Almost as bad, and I emphasize almost as bad, as a Flash web site with all sorts of bonks, boinks, clanks every time you move the cursor.

Okay I am off my soap box now, well for a while anyway.

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playitcool — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:57:07 -0000

He's using what's called a Reference Engine Translation Analogue Realtime Digitizer

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scottgjerdingen — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:54:29 -0000

well my guess must be wrong because I was able to register iDoEverythingBetter.com....maybe this is next years "one more thing" :-)

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TennesseeTuxedo — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:21:48 -0000

I'm pretty sure that extravagant goofy's postings are nothing more than the output of the "dissociated press" command in emacs. I mean, "vocabulatory"? Nice!

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Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:07:45 -0000

"Ad Block Plus"

What Fisher Investment advert?

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The Answer — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:07:31 -0000

Rumor has it that you are going to have the Beatles open for your Keynote to announce the availibity of there catalog on iTunes. Paul and Ringo will be there of course with Clapton taking George's place like he took George's wife. Big issue was someone for John. Yoko wanted to fill in and screech in his place which, of course, would ruin the day and Paul would have none of anyway. Moshe and a truckload of hallucinogenics were going to handle that though so you could just roll out Julian.

True?

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Bob — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:11:41 -0000

Hmmm ... with a teaser like that, it can only be that Bill Gates, now that he is ending his reign at Microsoft will be joining Apple.

Am I right? ;-)

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faddah — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:02:36 -0000

must ... wipe ... image ... from ... MIND ...!!!

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extravagant goofy — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:52:17 -0000

no clint eastwood inside for special oscar once more.

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extravagant goofy — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:49:38 -0000

i'm advanced to make nonsene

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lt.extravagant goofy — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:45:10 -0000

equal times faddah, im not lieutenant, but company is heavy in a large story onto