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<rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs - Latest Comments in This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/</link><description></description><atom:link href="https://fakesteve.disqus.com/this_is_why_we_dont_give_a_shit_what_customers_say_they_want/latest.rss" rel="self"></atom:link><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:53:18 -0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-125293</link><description>&lt;p&gt;that is really funny. this is why politicians shouldn't focus group.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">echeola</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:53:18 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-122243</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Swear allegiance? I don't think so. There may be a queen but there's no swearing involved.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Julian</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:52:16 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-121289</link><description>&lt;p&gt;What a cool commercial!! i really like it!&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Priya</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 01:09:12 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-120854</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I like the comment made about having a dog in an advert.... for a computer system, because knows dogs=computers!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Perhaps Steve your next iphone advert you can have a dog telling his story about how the iPhone helps him find his locate his buried bones, lol&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Marc</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 18:33:08 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-120511</link><description>&lt;p&gt;The whole piece was satire -- it wasn't a real focus group. This is a good effort by a couple of kids playing around.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now, how many of you know that in 1983, the REAL board of directors at Apple Computer rejected this advertisement? Yes, the dweebs on the board HATED it. It was almost never shown to the public. The only thing that saved it was the amount of money invested in making it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;LOL&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Gandy</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:58:30 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-120487</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Oh wait.  A chimpanzee was mentioned.  My mistake.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Magilla Gorilla!&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mike Cane</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:45:49 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-120486</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Hanna-Barbera is more like it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Ooooh, Yogi Bear!!!"&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mike Cane</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:45:22 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-120483</link><description>&lt;p&gt;David Graham played Big Brother.  David Graham is an actor and a voice artist who did many Gerry Anderson Supermarionation productions.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mikecane2008.wordpress.com/2008/01/06/bbc-four-all-about-thunderbirds/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" title="http://mikecane2008.wordpress.com/2008/01/06/bbc-four-all-about-thunderbirds/"&gt;BBC Four: All About Thunderbirds&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mike Cane</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:43:31 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-120481</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Weektards.  GET RID OF THAT EFFING AD!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mike Cane</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:41:40 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-120479</link><description>&lt;p&gt;"Duh, I'm stoopid.  Please tell me the punchline because I can't pay attenshun.  Maybe Appul logos all over with maybe subtitles that say You Are Watching An Appul Commercial!!!!"&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mike Cane</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:39:49 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-120456</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Firefox + Adblock + Filterset.G&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I get NO friggin ads whatsoever.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">EnjoyYourAds</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:28:33 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-120296</link><description>&lt;p&gt;hey morron, that "description" would have been enough for the ad agency and apple to decide to "Shoot" the actual thing. It was enough for the purse men of the time to relase the budget for it. At least these cretins got the the final sound design.&lt;br&gt;Also - the fact that was 1984 is a nice coincidence - but people didn't praise the commercial cause "oh look 1984! and its 1984!, teehee" - it was a wonderful CONCEPT...btw did you listen to what they criticized anyway?&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Brat Samson</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 13:14:50 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-120203</link><description>&lt;p&gt;i can't wait till someone out on the internet implements all of these these suggestions and comes out with a proof of concept ad, replete with chimpanzees and dance moves.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">podunk</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:31:42 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-120133</link><description>&lt;p&gt;You mentioned some great movies. Metropolis was made back in the 1920s and among other things it featured iChat.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That focus group was probably in a hurry to get out and see the  new Hanna Montana movie.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Archie_Medes</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:01:21 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-120067</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I never liked that ad.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It was originally made for the Apple ///, but I rejected it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">woz</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 11:18:36 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-119922</link><description>&lt;p&gt;PRIVOXY.ORG&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Guest</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 09:37:04 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-119878</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Frigtards indeed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Gunnyman</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 08:58:25 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-119749</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Geez, entropy, you're smashingly full of snark for someone who can't tell the age of the average focustard in this little piece. Most of these idiots were clearly schooled around or before 1984. Obviously, education was SO much better then.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;More likely they've all rotted their brains with too much TV.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Snow</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:16:06 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-119738</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Is amazing your clenched fist of knowledge of 'freedom'  politiks!  Perhaps you are hiding in corridor until electric voting kiosks are placed to - how do American peoples say - "hanging chads" results of voting  so YOU are the elected one?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Even ex-KGB would raise toast in honor!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;P.S. - Get moose &amp;amp; squirrel...&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Boris Badanov</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:37:44 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-119732</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Must be something special in the pepsi they like to drink.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">next acap.</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:15:12 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-119693</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Where is Woz?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The girl in the orange dolphin shorts is hotter than the whipped cream girl on the Herb Alpert album cover...&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">sentownbrothertojailforcoke</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:08:57 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-119692</link><description>&lt;p&gt;yeah, real novel.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you don't count obviously small, indie movies like Metropolis, On The Beach, Planet of the Apes as a number of examples that took five seconds of thought.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is more a reflection on the difference in education between 1984 and 2007.  Does the name George Orwell even pass a teacher's lips (or pass between their two brain cells), let alone require students to study one of his novels?&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">entropy</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:08:10 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-119690</link><description>&lt;p&gt;You read my mind.  I hate that ad enough to mute the computer, and even to avoid the FSJ blog altogether.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Stop calling me Shirley...&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">sentownbrothertojailforcoke</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:05:41 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-119679</link><description>&lt;p&gt;And this is why the status quo oƒƒicially ignore moi&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iQRFP_e90" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iQRFP_e90"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watc...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Tor Hershman</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:58:18 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This is why we don't give a shit what customers say they want</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-why-we-dont-give-shit-what.html#comment-119657</link><description>&lt;p&gt;If you've ever built a product and had a focus group take a look at it, this is how it goes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;However, the Board-O-Matic was pretty dull and defeated the point of the real commercial...it wasn't compelling to look at.  Also, since 1984, there have been a ton of dystopian futures shown in movies and TV, so it's not nearly as novel as it once was.  Remember, Blade Runner had only come out in 1982.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Jeff</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:36:59 -0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>