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The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: The worst iPhone review so far

  • a singaporean · 1 year ago
    what's wrong with her? she is doing this review as an entertainment, and its seriously quite funny, so if cant get the joke just fucking dun watch. its really rude to insult people. she is a full-time blogger, and thats what she does for a living, and she is doing it pretty well considering that she is the most popular blogger in singapore, so respect her for that.

    anyway, melissa i find your comment the most atrocious of all. u are disgracing singaporeans man. i think you are the retarded and bimbotic one insulting your own fellow citizens trying to fit it with the "angmohs"=.=
  • OPQ · 1 year ago
    very well said. she's popular cos she dont care how ppl thinks about her and thats very admirable.

    melissa, you deserve to burn in hell. i hate ppl like you.
  • qing · 1 year ago
    frankly speaking... im also curious as to why dun they provide a stylus for people w/ probably long fingernails or large fingers...
  • Cheryl · 1 year ago
    you guys are all plain stupid, if you are embarrassed by her and you are from Singapore, then fuck off from Singapore stupid. Xiaxue happens to be quite nice, and if you guys hate her just becos you guys are jealous, you are stupid. By the way, you people have something against her, is it because you dont get that much fame?
  • Chloe · 1 year ago
    I had no idea why you guys are so worked up over this review? She told you it's gonna be biased, remember? And she likes to exagerate and jokes. This review is not to be taken too seriously.

    Why you Americans think your English accent is perfect? Every country has their own accent. Mind you, the world outside America (Europe & Asia) are all using smart phones. Do you know that iphones' features are a few generations outdated than the ones being used in the rest of the world. Features like email, camera, mp3 are standard features. Many phones have Wi-Fi, Bluetooth and 3G/or 3.5G functions. Why would I want iphone when my current phone already can let me video calls to my contacts, email, surf net, listen to mp3, etc??

    The iphone does look very sleek in terms of design. It's very slim but it's not the smallest phone on the market. The phone looks small because the they uses the hand of a man. Most phones now are smaller or somewhere the size of a business card.

    And to those Singaporeans who felt embarassed by Xiaxue, you need to get your brains checked!! What?? Singaporeans HAVE to love iphones????!!!! Why wasn't I informed??? I'm a Singaporean and I'm not impressed with iphone either. That doesn't make me any less Singaporean! To each his own - some people like phones with looks, like the LG Prada phone, some people like features-packed phones, like Nokia which many complained about the lacking in design but makes smart-phones.

    Check this review by someone who is very disappointed after using the iphone.

    http://timothytiah.blogspot.com/2008/04/5-reaso...

    And Steve, please climb out of the well and take a look at the rest of the world. Just go to Japan & Korea and look at how advance their cell pones have become. They can video conference on the cell phones already. Who knows, they phones may make a cuppa for them in near future! ;P
  • ginhooi · 1 year ago
    GOOD ONE CHLOE

    hahahha ! i find XX entertaining :D
  • Zhihui · 1 year ago
    I agree, She noted at the start of the video that it will be biased.
    So what's wrong with you people insulting her and scolding her?
    She's funny and cute.

    She didnt offend you right?
    Maybe iphone's not that nice, you'll never know.
    Maybe, it's nice!
    But different people have got different points of view.

    And steve.
    Being negative is okay.
    Looking and judging from your looks.
    You must be a very fierce and unhappy person.
    Like the way I comment on the way you looked?

    Girls wear make-ups to look pretty.
    Because guys demanded us to look that way.
    She want to look that way, you got a problem?

    Please.
    I'm only 14 and I can think much meaningfully then you.
    Disgrace to you.
    A total disgrace.


    Time to shave your mushache and go to the playground and live your life.
  • nana · 1 year ago
    Yea...i absolutely agree with you.
  • anon · 1 year ago
    oh stfu
  • Chloe · 1 year ago
    See! When you are loss for words and can't debate, you just use 'colourful' words.
  • laughs · 1 year ago
    anon: y not u STFU? the feeling is mutual.

    chloe way to go. we should be proud to be singaporeans and not like some ppl here, insulting a fellow singaporean just to FIT in. weird ppl i tell ya
  • .. · 1 year ago
    AHAHA LOSER.
  • Melissa · 1 year ago
    Ahh...I'm so terribly embarrassed by her. NO.........SHE IS NOT SINGAPOREAN. Seriously, I don't get how she became so popular. I hated her right from the start. Yup, she's well-known alright, but she's retarded and bimbotic.

    Please everyone, don't let her ruin the image of Singaporeans in your hearts. We are not like her! Not at all!!!!
  • smack · 1 year ago
    Poor Blogger Girl. Somebody tell her: When you're stupid, it's for a long time.
  • .. · 1 year ago
    Hi Melissa, she is truly Singaporean. and sad to say, you have disgraced us Singaporeans because you have no sense of unity.

    your comment isn't very intelligent btw.
  • :) · 1 year ago
    I think the true disgrace is that people like you would want to unify with such stupidity.

    Apart from your lack of shame, your comment isn't very intelligent either.
  • lol · 1 year ago
    and so i believe that you belong to nincompoops of america? it isn't stupidity in the first place and it's people like you who can never look at such things lightly. oh just immerse yourself in your thoughts created within the 'depths' of your shallow mind.
  • Stop · 1 year ago
    Ok. Stop fighting. Everyone here is not intelligent except me. :)
  • randomidiots · 1 year ago
    ..... you're really stupid
  • FBO · 1 year ago
    hmmmmm, I hate her.

    Maybe myself and Woz can set her straight. A rotisserie, pulling-a-train, whatever.

    - Barry
  • Woz · 1 year ago
    I'd hit it
  • Teal'c teh Jaffa · 1 year ago
    Indeed
  • Archie_Medes · 1 year ago
    Dude she is Singapore. Have Moshe plant some drugs in her purse and then tip off the cops. She will get a severe canning.
  • .. · 1 year ago
    and what's that got to do with iphone?
  • Archie_Medes · 1 year ago
    Well you certainly are timely
  • Woz · 1 year ago
    I'd hit it.
  • Woz · 1 year ago
    I'd hit it.
  • Joga · 1 year ago
    I too
  • Mink · 1 year ago
    Me three!
  • woz · 1 year ago
    Nice to see Nixon poking around again...
  • crazyhorse · 1 year ago
    I would spunk all over her face, hair and then then clip her nails off...
  • xialanxue · 1 year ago
    Cane her? I live where she does, so I guess I get first dibs.
  • Eric A. Seiden · 1 year ago
    This was funny. I am so glad I could share that statement with you. I think she kind of looks like FSJ....
  • nobosh.com · 1 year ago
    That's pretty funny actually.
  • Olav · 1 year ago
    That's what happens when women reviews tech products.
  • sigh · 1 year ago
    Wow. Discriminate much? Prick.

    You need to work on your concord/agreement, btw.
  • youallareidiots · 1 year ago
    SHUT UP ASSHOLE.
    you dont know anything about xiaxue so shut the fuck up.
  • .. · 1 year ago
    oh yeah she happens to have a higher IQ level than you. :)
  • Goatberg · 1 year ago
    Send her to my office Steve, I can better train her and set her straight.
  • asus · 1 year ago
    If she is such a Mac hater like she states, then whey is there an Apple Cinema Display and FCP keyboard behind her.... hmmm
  • oct · 1 year ago
    that's not her place.
  • youallareidiots · 1 year ago
    it is her place, idiot!!
    this is meant to be a joke, stupid fucks,,
    gawd,.
    its called sense of humour..
    get one
  • fksvwjesfjd · 1 year ago
    um it really isn't her place, she said it wasn't.
    i think you're the idiot?
  • haha · 1 year ago
    yeah it's an office.
  • syamsulariff.com · 1 year ago
    huhu..girl power..which mean more readers are men right?
  • Der · 1 year ago
    You so ah-beng, lah!
  • Lagusaya · 1 year ago
    What a terrible lazy accent you have...oh a balck mark for Chinese English speakers! Lazy accent!...and terrible reviewer...its AppLe, my dear, not Apper!
  • Tara · 1 year ago
    Yeah, you would go attacking something completely irrelevant because you're some touchy, tech-obsessed loser who never gets any ass so he has to exert all his repressed sexual energy into bashing people online.
  • FHC · 1 year ago
    Steve, as a generally decent human being, I'd like to offer you some free advice, even though you support Osama, I hate to see you suffer like this. Send Moshe, I know with the droppy eyes, he is second rate, but you can have him make her disappear.
  • lastangelman · 1 year ago
    I'm sorry, I was too busy imagining her pet camel toad. What was the complaint, again? Ah who cares .... drool

    (BTW, for once, I am applauding Disqus. Yes, you read that right! Finally, an edit after publish button function.)
  • Woz · 1 year ago
    I'd hit it.
  • jimmyliew · 1 year ago
    oh gosh. of all ppl to help propagate this utter rubbish from this photshopped fugly thing. and i'm from singapore too.
  • Tei · 1 year ago
    please please remove her from this post, this notorious blogger doesn't deserve any more hits on her blog
  • youallareidiots · 1 year ago
    fuck you dude
  • MSboys · 1 year ago
    You go girl!
  • tdSkate · 1 year ago
    Your headline should have been something like "Hooker reviews iPhone"... because that's what she looks like, right?
  • Tara · 1 year ago
    ....no? Was that supposed to be funny?
  • Philippe · 1 year ago
    Well she is a real singaporean, not only due to her "accent" - Did you guys see what was standing behind her back? Strange that she "hates" Apple products..
  • Kevin · 1 year ago
    LBFM. That explains the scars on my back.
  • christy · 1 year ago
    you guys are dumb. She is a macbook user. And it is pretty obvious that she was just joking. She even stated that it would be a BIASED REVIEW.
  • youallareidiots · 1 year ago
    EXACTLY!!
    OMG finally a smart one out of everyone else
  • Clement · 1 year ago
    Oh God, Im Singaporean and someone please shoot her. -_-
  • TC · 1 year ago
    Everyone who said "I'd hit that," don't you realize that this "chick" is from Thailand?

    Land of Trannies... I have definitive proof that this chick is Areosmith's lover (Dude is a lady).
  • Joy · 1 year ago
    Noooh, she's not from Thailand. She's a Singaporean blogger... the most famous one too. She gets about 20,000 over clicks a day.

    I, for one, think she's a entertaining blogger. It's just that you westerners don't get the asian/singaporean jokes. Too bad. :)
  • TC · 1 year ago
    Duh... Singapore is in Thailand... Everyone in America knows that.

    I say it again... She is a HE!!!!!1!
  • Hoh · 1 year ago
    Whatt?? Singapore is in Thailand? Did u failed your Geography?
  • Joy · 1 year ago
    LOL DUMBASS.

    You just generalized the whole of America as "geographically retarded". Singapore is in Thailand, you say? ROFLMAO!!!!!
  • laughs · 1 year ago
    please. do you even KNOW what is geography? singapore's in thailand? get a brain before you even THINK about criticizing others.
  • MadeinSingapore · 1 year ago
    TC, Get a life... Singapore is in Thailand? Please surf the net and checkout the states in Thailand.... SEARCH FOR SINGAPORE IN THAILAND... TRY SEARCHING FOR SINGAPORE IN THAILAND... If you are able to.... Ignorant. *ROLLING EYES*
  • Huifen · 1 year ago
    HAHAHA, Singapore is in Thailand, Omg, when did Singapore become a continent in Thailand? But thank goodness, you guys didnt say Singapore is in China or I will be laughing like crazy now.
  • TC · 1 year ago
    Look... Sounds to me like you're all mad that you're not Korean or something.

    I don't care where you get your trannie hookers from, but I'm telling all you Geographytards that Singapore and Thailand are one in the same: Trannie-hooker-land.
  • mou tak deng · 1 year ago
    You are right. Singapore is in Thailand. Singapore is in Malaysia, China and Korea as well.

    T ke C la.
  • .. · 1 year ago
    Hi TC, if Singapore is in Thailand, then you are in your own world! :D
  • TC is a dumbass · 1 year ago
    i'm even surprised you know how to spell....
  • QT · 1 year ago
    whatever,TC,just go back to sch and stop embarrassing youself.
  • vzech · 1 year ago
    HI TC YOU'RE CLEARLY DELUDED.
  • Vanessa · 1 year ago
    WTF!? Do you use your brains or your ass to think? Wait. i guess you dont even have a brain.

    If you dont know your facts well and still insist when ppl correct you, just STFU and get your ass back to pre-school. stop embarrassing yourself. such a disgrace.

    Seems to me you're a tranny who's jealous of a real girl's assets.

    BTW. in case you dont know, Singapore is a country and we're hosting e first youth olympics you fucking DUMBASS!

    OH. And im a singaporean and im proud to acknowledge that she's a singaporean too. =)
  • .. · 1 year ago
    IGNORANT AMERICAN. you just got pawned..

    by yourself.
  • JCoreL · 1 year ago
    good sir/ma'am, or if you're a tranny yourself.

    eat horse shit please. and take some anti-ignorance pills while you're at it. and eat the whole map as well.

    singapore is NOT in thailand.
    she is NOT a he.

    certainly i wish you would've said your comment on live television on a game show or something so that you could be on youtube and all the news networks, and made fun of for life for ignorantly assuming these two asian countries were the same.

    please take less than 30 seconds to look at the asian section at your atlas.

    i hope 2 pigeons shit on your shoulder while you're walking outside.
  • muahah · 1 year ago
    LOL OMFG!!
    you are so dumb. and disgracing all the americans.
    HAHAHHAHA I can't stop laughing dude!
  • proudtobeasian · 1 year ago
    OMG. pls find a world map. look up for singapore. it is BELOW MALAYSIA which is BELOW THAILAND..
    its in the SOUTH EAST ASIA region and for heaven's sake, there is nth wrong with being a trans, its the persons choice and you my dear are a sexist.
    you should learn to respect yourself because you have just totally embarrassed yourself.
    we asians are just as good as you westerns think that you are if not better.
    you think that English is all that, well guess what, half of the population in America today are learning MANDARIN.
  • sigmund · 1 year ago
    Damn, I hate the review. The woman with long fingernails is totally ugly.
  • Joga · 1 year ago
    I totally think she's freaking hot. Not really beautiful, but super slutty and effable.

    Does that make me sick? Or maybe it's because I live in meatpacker and the girls around here all try to be like men.

    Asian girls are not afraid to look like women, yeah, that's probably it.
  • keiths friend · 1 year ago
    im from singapore n keith is my frien. SHE SUCKKS
  • keiths chia · 1 year ago
    wow... justina tey rox . im keith chia
  • Dave · 1 year ago
    Wow - This girl is a star. There are realms of idiocy out there we never knew existed. Revelatory.
  • mmaa · 1 year ago
    "dick network", hahahaha
  • missunpredictable · 1 year ago
    apparently and currently, your secret diary is NOT so secret anymore. and the irony is, you are suppose to be a blogger to right? in any case, if this makes you happy, she is famous and infamous here for many reasons...

    i will seriously FCP this, if you get what i mean.
  • crazyhorse · 1 year ago
    GOD, FUCKING! HELP US!

    the planet is overrun with FUCKTARDS.

    SteveO, how do you put up with idiots?
  • haha · 1 year ago
    oh yeah how do they put up with YOU??
  • crazyhorse · 1 year ago
    The Singaporean version of NOT iJustine!
  • losers · 1 year ago
    xiaxue has forever been entertaining.

    and this was supposed to be funny, so if you westerners don't get our truly singapore jokes, sorry, this wasted your time then (:
  • crazyhorse · 1 year ago
    Yeah, she is so "Mainstream."

    Go Back, chew gum and spit it on the street!
  • steve · 1 year ago
    she looked like a man
  • mrkiasu · 1 year ago
    who cares what people think about singaporeans anyway, why get so worried? im from singapore and i cant be bothered...just look after your own image and have a good laugh at xiaxue.
  • reno · 1 year ago
    HEY SKANK, shut your collagen-injected lips and lose your cheap fake nails in a bar of soap!
  • cantstandstupidity · 1 year ago
    OMFG!!! i just don't understand why anyone would pass an iphone to a bimbo for reviewing?!?! u guys are f*cking kidding me! some more compare it with a china made fake iphone. it's like putting kate beckinsale next to her and say she is way hotter than kate beckinsale.. this is f*cking hilarious!!!
  • Kay · 1 year ago
    I'm from Singapore and [apparently] she is a very well known blogger. Search "xiaxue" and she's on Blogger. Besides being just extremely narcissistic, she's rather stupidly narcissistic. It would be good if anything she said were based on intelligent debate instead of her prostitute looking nails.
  • .. · 1 year ago
    stupidly narcissistic with an IQ level of 148?

    i think not, bimbo. :)
  • lala · 1 year ago
    this post is so anti XX with these comments...
    i cannot understand why are her nails prostitute looking to u...
    if it's the case.. then i believe all the other people and ur nails (if polished) will look the same as well..
    u guys are just so anti XX that u can just say anything.. even from good to bad.
  • Demented Dentist · 1 year ago
    Those gums really turn me on! I'd like to strap her in my dentists chair and.....
  • Guy · 1 year ago
    I'm really happy that she doesn't like the iPhone, as it shows that the low IQ portion of the world population won't buy them. No brains, big hair, stupid nails - you can stick to crappy phones like Samsung, Philips, and other badly designed products.

    I don't think of her as being Singaporean, just as being a typical bimbo airhead, the same the world over. Thank goodness that Bimbos won't be buying them.
  • You people are fags · 1 year ago
    Oh my God. You Americans are just fucking retards. Can't you see this is meant to be funny. She does this to entertain people. Sure is stupid of you to think that this is an actual iPhone review. Bloody hell get a life.
  • crazyhorse · 1 year ago
    Hey buddy,

    IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY!
    !
    !
    !
    !
    !
    !
    ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
    dick
  • dumbamericans · 1 year ago
    if you don't think it's funny, DON'T LAUGH. FULL STOP.
  • ar · 1 year ago
    Wah... xia xue out to xia suay Singaporeans again...
  • Karen · 1 year ago
    Not out to xia suay Singaporeans since Singaporeans are also entitled to speak their minds. I thought it was a very entertaining clip! It truly was! And in any case,... do you all take such reviews seriously??? She's known to be obnoxious! That's what's made her popular! She suppose to be bland, crude, raw and totally upfront with her thoughts.
  • cindyluv · 1 year ago
    lol u westerners have no sense of humour.
  • omg · 1 year ago
    Wow. Just look at the number of people who goes "I'M A SINGAPOREAN." and then denying xiaxue of being a Singaporean just because she gave negative(albeit bimbotic) comments on an iPhone.

    OMG. SHE IS SO DISGRACEFUL BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T LIKE iPHONE.

    ...oh please. You people are really trying hard to fit in, aren't you? Whatever, "homies." Really disgraceful. Go figure.
  • girl · 1 year ago
    what's wrong with you now??she is funny wat..and just to share.how come you guys take it so serious
  • James · 1 year ago
    hey steve,

    aren't you a blogger as well?
    by contradicting that you hate bloggers?

    cut some slack.. it's an open WWW.. everyone's got their own say...and this video was just meant to be a casual joke.
  • S.J. Vaughan-Nichols @ eWeek. · 1 year ago
    So is the phrase, "I hate bloggers."

    Christ, I'm a guy who copies and pastes for a living, and has a hard time developing his own thoughts, but even I figured out that irony.
  • Chloe · 1 year ago
    I agree. He's contradicting himself when he says he hates blogger. What an idiot!
  • liah · 1 year ago
    she's from mensa. doubt any of you here can even qualify for it.
  • dumbamericans · 1 year ago
    ^5!
  • xinmin · 1 year ago
    .. you're so exaggerating .. -.- this is true singaporean! =P
    i wont mind her doing this!
  • DJ · 1 year ago
    god, what is wrong with you all? getting all so worked up over a stupid iPhone. so she doesnt like Apple. It's like someone saying "i don't like cheeseburger" and all the cheeseburger lovers went on insulting her. see how stupid the whole thing is? and just because that 'cheeseburger hater' is a singaporean you assume all of Singapore has something against cheeseburger.
    it's pathetic, i tell you. im not singaporean. and come on, what's wrong with accents? it what makes us unique. and let me tell you this, from an outsider point of view, American accent is waaay easier to copy then the Singaporean's. You try.
    i've been to international school. all i can say is not all americans are smart. what gives you the right to call other stupid? what makes you think you're so big? don't EVER think you're smarter than all the asians.
    and steve, i'm sorry, you hating yourself, after your big statement that you hate bloggers. you're very sad, you know that?
  • Mich · 1 year ago
    Lol. Finally someone with good sense here.
    Everyone's getting worked up over a tiny matter. So someone hates the iphone. What, is it the end of the world? Go get a life you lame asses.

    Steve, you hate bloggers and yet here you are blogging. It's sad to hate yourself. oh dear.
  • shermin · 1 year ago
    LOL
  • stranger · 1 year ago
    oh please, if u hate bloggers, why are u even blogging?
    dumb rite?
  • MadeinSingapore · 1 year ago
    So thats all for her review about the phone... you are obviously pissed off with popular singapore blogger, or I should say ASIANS to criticize american's products are SUCKS.... dont be so full of yourself... nothing is perfect... HATE BLOGGERS? Then dont blog in the first place. give yourself a tight slap man...
  • FerretGurl · 1 year ago
    Her hooker nails are preventing her from using the phone, and she says that people with long nails wouldn't use the iphone. i think its more like hookers wouldn't use the iphone. She's getting defensive on her blog, saying that mensa says her IQ is this high. Too bad it doesn't account for her common sense.
  • MrT · 1 year ago
    It's a joke. For entertainment. It's awful but not real. Just like fake steve. Or american wrestling. Or Britney Spears.
  • jack · 1 year ago
    oh god...its even in the papers...i don't really think anyones amused with her...hey wait...wow..so many fans of her here...I WILL SUPPORT MELISSA! i never liked her anyway...
  • Frankie · 1 year ago
    You can fix your hair, you can fix your nails, you can get a boob job but You can't fix stupid!
  • lol · 1 year ago
    you can't seem to fix your manners either.
  • Gen · 1 year ago
    Iphone really sucks. Dumbass americans are never good with electronics.
  • CL · 1 year ago
    People, she is just giving her views on the iPhone/Fake iPhone from a bimbo's point of view. I wouldn't even call it a review. More like someone with a major attention deficit disorder trying to get more hits on her blog. Who knows, maybe God got distracted when he created her and added a little too much or too little of whatever.
  • Whatever · 1 year ago
    Have you guys watched the "Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question".
    Wow, i didn't know all Americans are retarded!
    Smart move on your part taking one isolated incident as a stereotypical representation.
    Are you stupid? If no, neither am i.
    So by saying all Singaporeans are stupid, it's like saying all Americans are stupid.
  • S.J. Vaughan-Nichols @ eWeek. · 1 year ago
    At least we know she's into music sharing, since you can't get the Beatles version of "Hey Jude" off of frigging iTunes.

    And, yes, I get the humor. And, yes, I'd invite her down to my basement - even if my mother were home.
  • *** · 1 year ago
    aren't you a blogger too? drop the act.
    She said it's gnna be a very bias review.
    Beside, it's meant to be a joke.
  • *B · 1 year ago
    I thought that phone review was interesting.. a little dumb but entertaining I must say.. I'm guessing that that review thing was just meant to be funny. Not really one that tells you what's hot and what not.
  • xiaxue CMI · 1 year ago
    She is a technology idiot!!! with stupid nils and and cannot make it makeup... She is trying to make singaporean xia suay.. Why Give her pink IC? anyway next time pls reviews about urself -_-" Dun EVER try to reviews anything about technology BECAUSE U SUXXXXX!!!!
  • Singaporean · 1 year ago
    On behalf of the whole entire nation, I would like to apologize to all apple fans out there for her publicity stunt. This woman is a media whore and would do anything in our country just to get attention.

    This is just one of her usual publicity stunts. She knows what is an iPhone. She has tons of friends who already owns a iPhone. Who will believe that she can't tell the different between a real and a fake iPhone?

    All these are just acting. Out to get people to talk about her. You guys are the bait.
  • Sharrell · 1 year ago
    You're speaking on behalf of the "whole entire nation"? FUNNY... I don't remember giving you MY consent to having MY view be expressed by you.

    I think I'll sue you for libel, identity theft, pretentiousness... or something.
  • WHY she is a singaporean?? · 1 year ago
    Really cannot make it!!! why ask a bimbo to review an Iphone? Maybe that the ONLY way she can get attention... and at the first place she dun know how a REAL IPHONE look like, why still ask her to review iphone? SHE REALLY IS NOT A SINGAPOREAN!!!!! dun listen to her.... AhhHHHhh
  • shermin · 1 year ago
    that's not her house. People gave her the phone for her to do the review
  • Who Do You Care ? · 1 year ago
    Whats a whore doing with an iPhone ????????

    And, she says "I hate the touch feature. Its all crappy shitty... " and "this is why I hate products that guys make, they never consider finger nails"

    LESSON LEARNT : iPhone is NOT suitable for WHORES and CHINESE RETARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Zhihui · 1 year ago
    Wtf.
    Chinese retards?
    What's wrong with you and your racisim.

    She's not a whore.
    She's just a blogger, thinking that this is a free world to talk about things she feel.
    If you think that she's a whore.
    Then whole world will be filled with whores.

    Mind your words please.
    Thank you.
  • Sharrell · 1 year ago
    LESSON LEARNT : freedom of speech is NOT suitable NINCOMPOOPS and STEREOTYPING RETARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Sharrell · 1 year ago
    Ooops, I missed a "for" there, guess I really am one of the "CHINESE RETARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Oh well, I think I shall go crawl into some cesspool and cry...
  • proudtobeasian · 1 year ago
    if chinese are retards then why does so much of the technology in the world today exist from chinese civilisation?
    i wonder too, why the world flocks to China to manufacture their goods if we are such retards we wouldnt be able to do anything can we? then what does the world think about people like Vera Wang who designs 20,000 USD gowns or the designers and engineers of Mitsubishi cars like evo which people crave to have.
  • Who Do You Care ? · 1 year ago
    Dude, I didn't make out anything she said. She even lacks communication abilities.
  • QT · 1 year ago
    well either dig your ears or go back to sch then.
  • atypicalsingaporean · 1 year ago
    hello fake steve,
    i dont think you are even fake. you are just a steve wanna-be.
    and melisa, if you feel embarassed by her,
    try thinking of how f*ckin shit you are yourself.
    hello, th real steve of apple is a really good inventer and entrepreneur,
    he would accept all reviews and comments, whether good or bad.
    so therefore, stop grumbling.

    bye, steve wanna-be.
  • Nik · 1 year ago
    oh god, i am a Singaporean living in NYC.... will someone please shoot her, she is such an embarrassment!!
  • prayeo · 1 year ago
    Whatever happened to free speech, and, "to each his own"?

    Seriously, one man's meat is another man's poison.

    And honestly. are u going to judge an ENTIRE country by one of it's members?

    No offense, but that doesn't say very much of ANY country.

    If your argument is that she's stupid or bimbotic or that her lashes are fake, etc...

    Do this:
    1. Go out in public
    2. Take a good look at all the girls around you, maybe talk to them, get to know them, etc.. Actually, take a look at the females you already know (be it friends, or enemies) and ask urself why u dislike them..

    then make a record of the no. of super intelligent, apple-loving, non-bimbotic women you know.

    As for this theme of 'unity', would u support your fellow countrymen if some of them are bad seeds?

    All this, because someone doesn't LIKE the iPhone???

    "i tell u, u don't like my sony ericcson k770i, i slap you!"

    And just to point out, if u watch other episodes of her.. you'll notice that the vids aren't supposed to be serious.

    so really.. just chill people. And btw.. isn't on online diary a blog? and if u keep an online diary, aren't u a blogger, steve?

    Cheers people. and goodness, stop frowning at the computer screen as if she ruined your life by disliking the iPhone.
  • zelda · 1 year ago
    i m embarrassed not by wendy's review. but by those singaporeans who totally can't take the humor. why not make criticism about phua chu kang or jack neo's movies? aren't we sort of "famous" for weird-ass humor?
    to me even the ipod's not any user-friendly. so is macbook air. only thing good about apple is that their products are really sexy. form follows function. but i guess for apple is function follows form. ><
  • DT · 1 year ago
    The only reason she hates on the iPhone is cos she can't get one free. Same reason why she hates iPods and Macs. She got a creative zen crapola free and she sold her soul to sim wong hoo.
  • lap · 1 year ago
    This is the funniest video I've ever seen and I don' t think what is wrong with the nails and the eyelashes.

    At least she is willing to spend times on putting them on. Compare with those fugly bitches that keep complaining they have short eyelashes and look like a toad but never take any action on it, she is much more better.
  • Daywee · 1 year ago
    Cut her some slack.It was just for entertainment purposes!
  • Rob D. · 1 year ago
    L O F&^$ing L !!!
  • Mercia · 1 year ago
    Think about it in a positive light:

    If Xiaxue plumbs the depths of which Singaporeans can sink to, imagine what luminaries Singapore has at the other end of the spectrum?
  • tiao · 1 year ago
    u crazy shit, isn't it apparent that her "review" is meant to be comical? you should see her "guide to life" on cooking!

    if you guys can't see that, then you're the dumbass!

    btw, steve, aren't you a blooger yourself? then you hate yourself too? how i pity your low life.

    haha,
  • Jamie · 1 year ago
    Before people start insulting her / the "review", let's sum up a few points:
    1) It is obvious that she is using a bimbo persona while doing this review. If you'd done some research, you will realise that despite being a "I-love-pink-and-make-up" girl, she does have intelligence desperately lacking in many people.
    2) It is also extremely apparent that this "review" was rigged in the sense that it was done for fun. SHE SAID THE REVIEW IS BIASED, so all you mac-evangelists can shut it. Every product has its pros and cons.
    3) I'm not sure this even qualifies as a review, it is more of something done for the fun of it.

    Now that that's over, I'm not sure why so many Singaporeans will jump up to defend and isolate themselves from Xiaxue.To be honest, rational people would obviously know that she does not represent the majority of Singapore. Either that, or they would consider it as a type of culture and respect it.

    As for the irrational people who think that she represents the whole of Singapore, they probably have no clue Singapore existed prior to this little notorious review, and by assumption that you are more rational than such people, why bother with their opinion? It's neither important, nor credible, because they have their heads shoved too far up their asses.

    I'm from Singapore, and I would love to see anyone try and classify an entire country based on one person.
  • WebsterPhreaky · 1 year ago
    She's DEFINITELY the kind of gal that Stevie Gods has working as a Stewardess on his freebee carbon belching $80 Million Dollar Private Jet.

    Bet she and Stevie snort coke and talk about Apple design features too while jetting cross pacific to Stevie's Chinese Sweatshops.
  • Thib. · 1 year ago
    Lighten up, Fake Steve. I'm a Mac fan and I thought Xiaxue's review was quite hilarious. She does have a point about the phone being difficult to use with long nails. Another area where the iPhone does not shine is when you have gloves on (say cold weather) and need to use the iPhone. Touch pad doesn't work well in those situations.
  • tniaaj · 1 year ago
    Emm, actually I don't see there's anything wrong for this issue. Only that I think Xiaxue should be taking the whole review thing seriously as it will be publicized. Like, since she's a somehow a famous blogger, people like her fans who links and view her blog will have a wrong point of view towards iPhone. Afterall, nothing is perfect. Xiaxue is a user of the phone, if that was seriously what she thought about it, I think Apple should consider about it and think how should they improvised their product. What Xiaxue said on the review wasn't completely rubbish. Emm, if you guys put all those hatred aside, if the phone is without a stylus, people with long nails aren't able or maybe difficult to use it. That's a fact. Well, she still needs more work on making an review on gadgets, though.
  • Eileen · 1 year ago
    Create a hate-blog for xx then, since you guys hate her so much. You guys are so frigging serious about this review. It's her PERSONAL PREFERENCE anyway, no one forced you guys to actually take heed into her comment.


    & to the singaporeans, shame on you.
    Instead of hiding behind your screens, why don't you create an I HATE XX video huh? You're so 'brave' enough to humiliate every inch of her here, why don't you do a reply to this video?

    Tsk.
  • lastangelman · 1 year ago
    Lick the camel-toad.Lick the camel-toad.Lick the camel-toad.Lick the camel-toad.Lick the camel-toad.Lick the camel-toad.Lick the camel-toad.

    Sorry, uh, she's an air-head, and uh, works, for, somebody, not Apple, uh, yeah, OK, where was I?
  • Pur · 1 year ago
    She obviously didn't like her roots and original Asian self and so transformed herself into what many would say 'a freak'. Chinese girl with blond hair and funny coloured eyes. Even though she may be girly, her friends e.g KK looks like a Thai transvestite.
  • Jane · 11 months ago
    right... what about those japanese?
    blond hair, check.
    coloured eyes, check.
    u mean they all look like thai transvestite?
    gosh....
  • HELLO?! · 1 year ago
    To the one who said remove this post so as to not let XX have more hits. I think you seriously need do your "homeworks" before even posting and flaming her. EVEN WITHOUT STEVE POSTING, XX GETS OVER 20 000 HITS EVERYDAY. It sound more appropriate if you were to say that it is XX giving Steve hits traffic.
  • qi · 1 year ago
    woot .
    xiaxue just plainly doing something to make life more interesting .
    rofl that you guys took it ted seriously .
    LMAO man .
  • Lyco · 1 year ago
    @TC : you totally pawn yourself.the worse thing is.I can't believe u said "everyone in America knows that". poor americans):

    seriously it was meant to be a joke.She even stated that she's going to do a bias review.Whats the matter with you guys.getting all cranky because of a joke.
  • Leila · 1 year ago
    oh gosh, you guys are seriously taking this video TOO seriously?

    yes, hate that crazy blogger or not but this video was meant to be funny and for pure entertainment. I'm sure you are rational enough to understand the fact that this is totally NOT intended to be a real professional review?
  • Blueday · 1 year ago
    We are proud of Xiaxue. She got a point about users with long finger nail. Steve please take note. Melisa, if you are true Singaporean, please don't be embarrassed and don't call others retarded and bimbotic just because you disagree with her. Stand up for Singapore !
  • Fakewozniak · 1 year ago
    I don't like the iPhone, Give me free also I don't want. The China one, I like. No such thing as fake Apple, just rotten one.
  • burmesegoldbull · 1 year ago
    she previously did a review on a George Orwell’s book Animal Farm thinking that the book was about capitalism. :D

    http://burmesegoldbull.blogspot.com/2008/04/bim...
  • Kandy · 1 year ago
    She's just speaking about her point of view, why kicking a big fuss out of it? Apple doesn't even bothered, why did you bother? Or even viewing at her video at the start? Keep the comments to yourself guys, stop adding fuel to the fire. And don't criticize Singapore or Singaporeans because not all Singaporeans offended you. Take note of what you've said, no point hiding behind the computer and comment these kind of criticisms against Xiaxue and wasting minutes of your life.

    P/S: I ain't helping any party neither am i biased towards Xiaxue. Me, myself is a Singaporean and i'm just a 14 years old Teenager. If i can think more maturely than the adults here, i think these adults can jolly well kill yourselves. (;
  • duh · 1 year ago
    hello..for u pple whose like trying to flame her.pls la,use ur blardy brains before you start shotting here and there about wendy.

    that video was meant to be funny and not taken seriously pls.
    i can't believe u guys are like so serious over what she say..

    you guys are tards man.
  • BOBO · 1 year ago
    you hate bloggers? well, ARENT YOU A BLOGGER YOURSELF? at least she earns money by blogging. how many can do that as a job?
  • much love · 1 year ago
    it's actually quite funny. I think you guys took it too seriously..
  • BEAR MACE THIS CLOWN · 1 year ago
    Does anybody realize the true irony of this Video?

    "It's obvious the designers at Apple are all men and make products for men and not for women, because women have fingernails teehee"

    KAPLOW! I JUST SHOT MYSELF.

    It's actually more obvious that you are a horrifyingly stupid individual, not to mention IGNORANT for asserting the generalization that all women are Tranny-Bimbos with 3 inch long fingernails and some sort of lack of dexterity in the thumbs?

    How does she use a Blackberry of Palm keyboard with those fingernails anyway? Who is she kidding?

    Just another doofus with no comprehension of interface design, usability, or form factor. sigh. yet she is still allowed to make a killing off AdSense...
  • trainmime · 1 year ago
    pfft! getting worked up over some review of an iphone.... seriously, all of you here really need to get a life. its just a review. get over it!
  • trainmime · 1 year ago
    .....
  • judge · 1 year ago
    Well, to be fair, i think her comments are only based on what she felt about iphone. Nobody's 100% IMPARTIAL for gdness sake!! Reviews can sometimes be a bit biased but it's all up to YOU PPL to believe her comments or not...

    We are all human beings and human being JUDGE!! So stop tellin everyone that her review was the worst alrite? It's only based on her point of view thats all!!
    Anyway, she HAVE ALREADY MENTIONED that it WOULD BE BIASED, are you idiots deaf or what?
    And what's the biggie about iphone? I've used my friend's iphone and i don't find it that "magical" either!!

    It's all bullshit if the Apple users still feel that they are above the rest..
    It's just the image that marketers are tryin to make consumers feel!!!
    Crap... if you wipe off the name "iphone" it would still be another phone in the market...

    And to be honest, i find APPLE USERS stupid!!!!

    1stly, most of them actually do think that they've got a good buy when they've been conned off their money! Apple's products are not produced at super high cost.. but their markups are high! Stupid to pay for so much.

    2ndly, it's also stupid to get hold of an iphone and still feel smart coz the functions are mainly similar to any other brands' phones. Just proven that they are stupid and ignorant. Lift up their noses too high and oblivious about what's happenin in the real world.

    The only thing i like is the chic design and the sound and image quality. Everythin else are the same.. NOTHING SPECIAL.

    So much for an iphone...

    Wake up man... what's all these stupid arguments all about?
    Don't like? Well, simple, just don't watch and keep your comments to yourselves!!! If you're capable, go create your blogs and make your own reviews.. see if you're popular enough to capture the media's attention!

    Oh well, steve, you're also a blogger aren't you?
    Hating yourself too? Or do you have split personality?
    Get a life man... You're one attention seeker too yeah?
  • a xiaxue supporter! · 1 year ago
    STFU assholes.

    after all, it is her own review of the iphone, not yours. you can't force her to like that dumb phone. and, does it affect others' thinking? well, if it does, then maybe it's because she's so damn influencing?! yes, and that's why i hate those who criticised her, iphone users and apple so much now.

    puh-lease! singapore in thailand?! only a bimbo would say that! you are disgracing whatever-country-you-come-from. get your facts right, dumbass.

    she can't be a bimbo cos her IQ is a whooping 148. beat that, stupid people! and, if she were a retard, you guys would have pardoned her for that review, cos, after all, she is just a retard. i dont think you'd have take it so seriously and hurl all this insults at her, if she were just a retard.

    just because she has nails that long, it doesn't makes her a prostitute.

    to those who criticised her, go andfuck yourself in a corner, okay? take a look at your fugly face and then talk about hers. and such a disgrace if you're singaporean. go migrate to canada or sth if you found this review embarrassing. cos, us, real singaporeans, dont need you. losing a dumbass like you in this country doesn't make any difference.

    and steve, you hate bloggers? aren't you refering to yourself too?

    all for you XIAXUE!
  • xiaxue lover · 1 year ago
    I 100% agree with A SINGAPOREAN
    U ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
    Xiaxue rocks can?
  • xiaxue lover · 1 year ago
    I 100% agree with A SINGAPOREAN
    U ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
    Xiaxue rocks can?
  • celine · 1 year ago
    http://issacritz.blogspot.com ... another famous singaporean blogger just like her
  • kc · 1 year ago
    I am from singapore and i tell you this bitch is a bimbo and if we have a law to shot this bimbo, i'll vote for it.
  • Evangeline · 1 year ago
    I bloody well hate people who are like Melissa. The world is a pot filled with different kinds of people swimming around. Live with it. I personally use Apple products as well, and I didn't take her video seriously. It was meant as a spoof, not a real review.

    I am a Singaporean yet I am not offended by her behavior, although I am offended by Melissa's behavior as it shows how desperate she can get to fit in with the "crowd". Everyone has a bit of retarded-ness everynow and then right? And girls are born to be bimbotic. Even when we don't realise it.

    And Melissa. Get a life. Stop sucking up to the others okay? It's disgusting. And I am EMBARASSED(as well) to have you as a fellow Singaporean. [:

    Sorry for the bad English.
  • Evangeline · 1 year ago
    And stop hurling abuse at the Singaporeans! We don't have to tolerate it you know.
  • sachxn · 1 year ago
    Moral of the story is Long nails are bad for health and iPhone screen.

    Sachin
  • booger · 1 year ago
    this is damn silly. She did her stuff to get u all erected and now steve is doing his to get u all wet. People.. just book a few hotel rooms have an orgy and all will be over please. Singaporeans with ang mohs having a good time. Singaporeean males and ang moh females, ang moh males with singaporean females.
  • Jennie · 1 year ago
    Gosh, aren't you guys being so tough on her? I mean, she's just doing a freaking iPhone review for entertainment. If you're damn freaking serious about tht, don't bother searching for anymore videos like this one, as you'll just burst into bits of fluff.

    Also, yes, I admit the iPhone does look nice, sleek & modern, but like Xiaxue said, girls who keep long fingernails can't seem to use it as, 1) Their nails will just scatch tht expensive thing, and 2) They can't use their fingernails as the damn thing only operates when touched with the tip of a finger.

    And, Xiaxue didn't say tht she prefers the fake Chine iPhone to the real thing, but she just commented tht it was "quite good for a shit ass China iPhone", right?

    It's not the worst iPhone review, and it's never gonna be, as I'm pretty sure there will be others out there tht will come up with more funnier reviews.

    Cut her some slack, she did this for our entertainment, and anyway, it's seriously funny. What's wrong with your sense of humour?

    And please, they way you described Xiaxue like she's some type of freak from Singapore, when she's not. Excuse me, who do you think you are, anyway?

    Also, you hate bloggers??? Then, why are you being one and blogging here, for us? Haha! Use your common sense, dude :D
  • cher' · 1 year ago
    well, a lots people said that iphone was not nice to use at all. anyway that HER REVIEW ONLY.why you guys get so cross up with her? as for her dressing taste it not we girls wanted to be dressed nicely. is boys who forced us to dressed nicely, the society. the looks of one is like how well you going to work well in the world. & her dressing taste is no business of you. unless you are jealous of her? LOLS(:
  • nick · 1 year ago
    A non replaceable battery on a cell phone is one of the dumbest engineering moves I've seen a while.
  • Mike The Dick · 1 year ago
    TCSS LPS
  • TCSS · 1 year ago
    What talk you?
  • Maddie · 1 year ago
    she's just entertaining.
    its really good if you understand what she's saying.
    don't get pissed just because you can't understand Singaporean accent.

    & no she's not dumb. Just bimbo.
    & well, entertaining.
  • Gohangyourselfanddie · 1 year ago
    Melissa, Come on man, If you don't like her then it's your problem. You're the one that's all retarded and bimbotic. People like you ruin the image of Singaporeans. If it was your idol doing the review up there, probably Barney or Teletubbies since your comment tells us your level or maturity, indeed you'll be all yes yes I agree so much, No? If you support such people so much, just bloody MIGRATE to their country ok.
    Please lah, that video is just for pure entertainment.
    You angmohs probably do have high IQ, but it's pretty obvious your EQ ain't that high. Compare yourselves to the people helping Xiaxue here[SHE IS NOT IN THE WRONG], we win you 10 - 1. Her wearing of fake eyelashes and having long nails is her choice. Girls doll up for who? YOU GUYS. Don't tell me you dislike pretty girls, in that case then you're not exactly normal.
    Lastly, I agree with those that said about this Steve person expressing his hate for bloggers. IF YOU HATE BLOGGERS THEN WHY ARE YOU ONE? Oh, so you're hating yourself? Cool. Little emo kid.
    Like what ZhiHui said, shave your mustache. AND GET A LIFE.
  • Sinaporean · 1 year ago
    Laughs, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
    -
    Let me repeat what many other people have already commented on, she said FROM THE START that she would be biased. What are you, dumb? Probably TOO dumb to understand that. Aren't you Amricans or whatever PERFECT in english, well then, you should just shut up, Steve, because you aren't as perfect either.
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    Yes, I'm checking out her eyelashes & nails, and I think they're pretty, I bet yours are rotten and crooked -.-
    -
    Just below the video, you put 'From Singapore', are you intending to disgrace us Singaporeans? Guess what, it makes me feel PROUDER to e a Singaporean because at least I know Singaporeans like Xiaxue have a sense of humour, much unlike you.
    Also, you say you hate bloggers. Guess what, you're blogging now so I bet you pretty much hate yourself.
    -
    You hate negative people huh, well guess what, you're hating yoursef even much more now, since your post is more in the 'negative' term.
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    I'm not saying it's wrong to comment and share your views on videos of what YOU may think is wrong, or you YOURSELF is upset with. Too bad, you actually critisized someone who has more people liking her tan hating her. Correct me if I'm wrong, becaus ethe haters aren't just counted from maybe you and your family, who probably hates her.
    -
    Why don't you get to know her, because she is really nice and funny, though sometimes sarcastic.
    -
    Like you, she is just giving her personal opinion over something. An Phone for her, and you, on her video. People have different views on stuff, and it's not up to you to decide whether he or she can make that opinion. Over here, people comment on how they feel about you posting about this video, but they're not all the same. Like I said, people have different views over a particular matter.
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    Put yourself in her shoes, she is young and having fun, while doing a show. If you were her, I bet many people wouldn't even care to watch till the end of the show because it's gonne be BORING.
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    Lastly, I know people can use the 'different people have different views overa certain situation' phrase against me, but I must say this comment is a tad biased because I, unlike some of the people here, love Xiaxue. I think her posts are interesting and she amuses and entertains me.
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    C'mon Steve, I'm not even 13 yet, and I can tell you why you're wrong in doing this, though not completely wrong. You're so old, and if you don't get me, I think you're plain dumb.

    Pardon me for being rude to an old ass like you.
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    I'm going to take it as though you are a biased person, you probably love Mac products. So I would want to say something.
    First of all, I think it is very unfair for you to accuse Xia Xue of giving a bad IPhone review. In the beginning of the review, she already said it was going to be biased. Take for example, if you were to give a bad review of say, Nokia, then wont Nokia supporters barrage you with hurtful comments? No one likes being treated that way. Reflect on yourself before commenting on others.
  • Gohangyourselfanddie · 1 year ago
    WHAT'S WITH THE CHINESE RETARD THING. YEA YOU'RE ANGMOH, BIGGER BRAINS. SO? BIG DEAL. YOU CAN BE SMART, BUT IF YOU HAVE NO MORALS, IT'S AS GOOD AS USELESS. DID WE SINGAPOREANS INSULT YOU AT ALL? I FEEL THAT WE DESERVE BASIC RESPECT.
    And wow, Singapore is in Thailand. Why didn't anyone tell me?! OHHH, some smart angmoh said we are and he assumes he's correct. Oh well, since they think so highly of themselves then what can we do?
    No, seriously.
  • V · 1 year ago
    God, Steve, I couldn't help rolling my eyes when i read your comments. You need not be so cocky you know? It was a joke!

    This shows that You have ZERO sense of humour.

    Much love! SHEEESH.
  • hahaha · 1 year ago
    Oh gosh! Steve, did I read it correctly? You hate bloggers? So you mean to tell us all that you hate yourself? haha chill! What's the big deal? Why are you guys insulting the citizens of the entire country because of ONE SOLE woman? Don't we have retarded american artistes as well? Come on people, its too outdated to be racist. If you guys hate asians so much, then try telling your fellow Americans to STOP courting asian women! HAHA
  • Proud to be Singaporean · 1 year ago
    She was just joking.

    She already said that it would be a bias review. Tell me, which part of Bias Review do you not understand? Come on, you can't change a country by just solely one person. It's not fair and f-king unreasonable, know? It's just like i support xiaxue cause i think she's funny, pretty, cute, cool and stuffs. So i'm against you of criticising her for this review. Next, i scold you and criticise your country, your looks and all. Tell you what, let me do what you did and tell you what i think about you okay. I think you have totally no sense of humour, look at your serious face and thick eyebrowns. How about that, like that?

    You should seriously learn how to get a life. I know by blogging about Xiaxue you have gain thousand-folds more hits than you usually get. You know, you don't have to criticise Xiaxue even if you're so desperate to get many hits. It's so low-down of you. Can't you have a sense of humour? Oh god.

    By the way, i'm not the same person as Zhihui.
    But i totally agree with her. Also, i don't actually know her. But i'm only 14 too. I can think much mature than you. Look at yourself. Hello? Time to reflect on your actions. Is it even fair? Ask yourself.

    Oh, incase you do not know.
    Blogspot is from blogger.com. Thus, i can conclude that you're a blogger too? And don't give me those bullshits that you're not. Guess what? Xiaxue's blog is also blogspot. You're no better than her, you see.

    You should quit hating yourself and get a life, dude.
  • a unique singaporean · 1 year ago
    stupid bitch. iPhone rocks lor
  • sherrvonn · 1 year ago
    god. chill, people. it's just a review. no need to say untill like that, right?!
  • mario64 · 1 year ago
    she's very popular in singapore and malaysia. Its kind of funny how she makes fun of apple products but yet in one of her guides she uses photoshop on a mac.

    I think her opinions don't count for much overall but she does have a lot of following in the region.
  • H · 1 year ago
    Actually, she is not ruining the image of Singapore..
    the image of singapore has already been ruin and it have been for a long time..
    people like Xiaxue are actually promoting Singapore in a way that people should see Singapore..
    no use hiding the bad part..cuz it will always come up in the end..
    xiaxue is stating the fact,some people would like to know whether a product is good to buy before buying it..
    wad so great about being a Singaporean..
    we ain't as popular as you guys think we are.
  • Kenny Teoh Khin Yee · 1 year ago
    This only goes to show the level of shallowness that plagues our society today.

    The fact that a blogger who is famous for being dumb, strongly vocal about stuff she hardly knows about, acting slutty and just the Asian equivalent of white trash is being glorified because she's now "globalized" by a YouTube video reviewing iPhone?

    She can't review the urinal if she tried.

    Xiaxue, if you don't already know is the same person who pulled famously pulled a "Do You Know Who I Am?", in attempt to enter a very crowded club in Singapore. She also offended many in 2005, when she heavily criticized a handicapped person for telling off an able-bodied person when he hogged the handicap toilet. She manipulates controversies to generate (more) readership. Approving of her internet hit wh*ring ways, attention seeking language and flaming certain corners of a subculture is akin to saying you're proud of the bus uncle in Hong Kong for being famous for his obnoxious behavior or... the boy who YouTubed a self-made female punching and abuse video.

    Apple users are NOT smarter than the average computer user. Some of them are just more passionate about the products than others. Kinda like a football fan's support for Arsenal or Man Utd. And, if you love to hate them... they love to hate you too.

    But gaining popularity for an inaccurate review, and reaping rewards for the sake of bad language and attacking a certain niche group is a cheap thrill.

    Her sarcastic message of "iPhone is too cool for nails" begets this example...

    "You shouldn't get a BMW 3 Series. It sucks @#$. Blind people can't even drive it. BMWs are too cool for blind people. You should get this Hyundai instead".

    People with long acrylic nails will find it hard to... use a Nokia. Use a microwave oven, press a doorbell, play the piano, operate heavy machinery, pick up french fries and become a gynaecologist.

    And as they don't really do much and don't operate like a "normal" person, they shouldn't comment on things they rarely know about....


    Btw, my fellow commentor "A Singaporean", you do know that XiaXue is dating an angmoh (caucasian) right? Talking about trying hard, wannabe and fitting in with the caucasians. There is no taking sides. Please don't make this an issue about race. Objectively, this is a bad review... like a homeless person giving financial advice.

    A person shouldn't be so famous for being daft. We already have Paris Hilton.
  • zewt · 1 year ago
    Steve,

    You made my day. But look at the amount of abuse you had to take due to this post... goes to show... a lot of things can happen without much substance... isnt it?
  • T · 1 year ago
    Hate Hey Jude, the way she talks, and her eyelashes.

    But I found it funny.
  • F3L1P40 · 1 year ago
    She should get naked at least! With those nails, she may be good to test high tech bluetooth vibrators.
  • pro · 1 year ago
    First off. Not everyone has good nails and LONG eyelashes so yeah obviously why she has fake eyelashes fake nails. Second of all she's joking I don't get why you people have to take it so seriously. It's called comedy. If she did a real review she wouldn't have obviously made jokes like she did and ectera. Who tells you RIGHT off the bat that they are going to be biased if they're making a REAL review anyway?
  • dani-o · 1 year ago
    i bet people who curse have no sense of humour at all...
    firstly, she did say that the review is biased so why blame her for saying crap...
    secondly, she is just being honest with her opinion and she is right about the fact that long nail people cant use the phone conveniently..
    thirdly, i love this video i find it humorous and it makes me smile for a whole day...
    so to people that cant shut their crappy mouth and keep blaming and criticizing her, why not having some self-reflection... ^.^
  • Thomas Ross (aka AppleTom) · 1 year ago
    oh.mi.bod. seriously, she'd like totally love it.
    We need more girls like her [at the compound].

    ditz.
  • acap. · 1 year ago
    Why she doesn't tap the phone with her nose?!?
  • crazyhorse · 1 year ago
    that's funny shit...
  • Blueday · 1 year ago
    And you can use your dick.
  • .. · 1 year ago
    and why would she do that?

    would YOU do that?
  • mark · 1 year ago
    Geniuses:

    at the start of the video she said she was going to be biased. She makes her living / notoriety by being a CHARACTER. Much like Dvorak and others, they know they can rely on the knee-jerk reactions of the newbtards to leap to defend anything that rocks their world.

    go to her site, she says it was a joke.

    There really are far to many Apple Newbs who just need to chill.

    Apple's security isn't perfect. The designs are typically quite good, but not w/o their own weaknesses, flaws, etc..

    It's great if it works for you, but just be positive and reign in the condescending BS.. Have a sense of humor. really.

    Have a chuckle, enjoy the day.

    I'll just try to honor the place where your love of great design meets your need to beat her down...
  • Thomas Ross (aka AppleTom) · 1 year ago
    mark: I *hate* to break it to you, I'm NOT the real....

    Oh fuck it.
  • Claire · 1 year ago
    OMG please don't think that all Singaporeans are like that. I'm so ashamed by the reference!! I'm proud to be Singaporean, but I'm not proud that she's Singaporean too.

    Please do remove this post, it is tainting your blog!
  • Sharrell · 1 year ago
    OH LIKE WHATEVER CLAIRE

    (ZAPS YOU WITH LONG ACRYLIC NAILS)
  • sg'ean · 1 year ago
    If your not proud of singaporeans, then you are not proud to be one. Three cheers for this hypocrite (:
  • Zhihui · 1 year ago
    Clarie.
    If you are really wanna think this way.
    So be it.
    You're so childish.

    Xiaxue is a famous blogger in singapore.
    She's a role model.
    If not, how would she become a famous blogger?

    Grow up claire.
    We live in singapore.
    Dun say that you're not proud of someone to be a singaporean,
    We lives in Singapore, under one govt.
    You've not rights to say that kind of shytass things to Xiaxue.

    I hope you're borned much earlier.
    Let the japanese soldiers kill you =]] .