DISQUS

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: The video Hillary Clinton doesn't want you to see

  • panefsky · 1 year ago
    Hilarious! The mystery has been solved.
    Now I know why Hillary is so popular among Latinos!
  • Phil Schiller · 1 year ago
    What the hell, I'd hit it too.
  • Fake_Commentator · 1 year ago
    She looked so much more feminine with the longer hair.
  • Martin · 1 year ago
    Clicking on the other 14 vids, it seems that 'her' stage name is Monica Adaro, and she enjoys dancing/flossing her crack with what passes for a costume.
  • Cato the Censor · 1 year ago
  • reno · 1 year ago
    damn, i'll tell you what ... if that's really her, she's got my vote!
  • Archie_Medes · 1 year ago
    Well the dancer's butt is big enough to be Hillary's.
  • Rob · 1 year ago
    Had to watch it twice. Holy shit Steve.
  • Chris · 1 year ago
    I may not sleep tonight.
  • Martin · 1 year ago
    Finally! The answer to what Hillary does while Bill is out getting some strange.
  • g4Wheels · 1 year ago
    I'd hit it.
  • woz · 1 year ago
    Get in line right after me!
  • mfg · 1 year ago
  • woz · 1 year ago
    Only Lyons would be looking at her face long enough to see a passing resemblance to Hillary Clinton.
  • woz · 1 year ago
    Oh, and to be clear...I'd hit it.
  • Fake_Commentator · 1 year ago
    It's the spitting freakin' image of Hillary when she was younger.

    http://www.freerepublic.com/images/freepathon/b...
  • Kev · 1 year ago
    Maybe in another life, in a parallel universe.
  • woz · 1 year ago
    Is Hillary the one on the left?
  • Nick · 1 year ago
    Whose left? Yours, or the picture's? If your left, then yes, the one on the left. Damn sexy, as always.
  • Dick Long · 1 year ago
    Holy crap... she has a face. I didn't notice the first eight times I watched.
  • steveballmer · 1 year ago
    Ahem!
  • CasTex · 1 year ago
    Hehe, she has got my vote !!
  • FHC · 1 year ago
    Well, I admit it, I am one sexy bitch. All the more reason to vote for me, I admit, this was never meant to be public, I mean how could Osama dancing ever compete with that, but now that the cat is out of the bag. So be it.

    See I told you Osama, you are just no match for me. While the power of the liberal side is strong with you, I am the master... or mistress in this case of the liberal side. Bow to me now as my apprentice, and one day, you will rule the liberal side just like I do now.
  • FBO · 1 year ago
    Well, I can bust a move. But I must hand it to you, I can never dance like that. That was, uh, impressive.

    Now if you will excuse me, I have to find Michelle.

    - Bary
  • Margaret · 1 year ago
    huh?
  • ikyouCrow · 1 year ago
    rofl!!
    "we're sorry, this video is no longer available."

    her people had it pulled...
  • RipRagged · 1 year ago
  • faddah · 1 year ago
    good lawdy, lawdy, lawdy, mistah fakey steve-o! i thought your goal was to get people not to vote for the hil. after that video, i'll be surprised if she doesn't sweep both dem & rep primaries from here on in.

    and yes, woz ... i'd hit it too.
  • oakling · 1 year ago
    Well, that's it. My mind has finally been blown.
  • g4Wheels · 1 year ago
    Mr. G.W. Bush, tear down that fence!
  • Angel · 1 year ago
    Wow, It looks like a young Hillary but just with a really bug butt.. By the way i think this the lady that got fame bcuz of her fake butt... Monica Adaro
  • madfisherman · 1 year ago
    LOL so funny
  • madfisherman · 1 year ago
    LOL so funny
  • playitcool · 1 year ago
    buttZ
  • dabuttman · 1 year ago
    I would totally hit that. This should be the national mandatory uniform for fine babes across America too.
  • jeff · 1 year ago
    er... i don't get it.

    Is this supposed to be Hillary back in the 1930's when she was this age? What is this?

    did i miss something?
  • Hoodsie · 1 year ago
    How much do you think that thong will sell for on Ebay? Is there such a thing as a political sniff freak?
  • Sam · 1 year ago
    It looks like she's getting her way ("We're sorry, this video is no longer available.")
  • Jim H · 1 year ago
    Oh, please, FSJ, can we have a big shot of Obama's butt? You know, that thing you dream of every night?
  • woz · 1 year ago
    Impossible.

    Either Michelle's ginormous ass is in the way, or the lips of the liberal douchebag press are constantly covering it.
  • FBO · 1 year ago
    What's wrong with the liberal douchebag press' lips? Hey, I've haven't needed to use toilet paper since October. It's wonderful.
  • Ian · 1 year ago
    Huh?
  • Rob · 1 year ago
    I don't get it.
  • Maximillian · 1 year ago
    dear fsj,

    there's been someone complaining about your company.

    http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/showthread.ph...
  • faddah · 1 year ago
    sonny jim, if you're gonna be some kinda right stuff x-1 test pilot and buy the first one that comes off the assembly line, then you take the consequences. if you get a lemon, well, you pay your money, you take a chance. lots o' different computer companies have the same problem with new products — you don't get replacements for lemons until they've ramped up enough production to satisfy all initial backorder and demand. that simple. do the math.
  • jeff · 1 year ago
    "[Apple] is a great company and I would hate for something bad to happen to it."

    hahahah does that sound like a mob threat to anyone else?
  • JR · 1 year ago
    Dang.
  • Sam · 1 year ago
    I think we now have a fake Fake Steve Jobs. The original FSJ was capable of writing biting and hilarious commentary about the tech industry.

    This new one is no near the match of the original. I am tired of the recent political crap. I can get that stuff anywhere.

    Please please, original FSJ, please come back.
  • rasheed · 1 year ago
    i'm so sick of all the complaining going on around here. pleeeeeeeease stop!
  • woz · 1 year ago
    I think you are a Fake Kenneth L. Fischer.
  • Bonnie · 1 year ago
    Dear FSJ:

    You have female fans too. And at least one of them is getting a little bored with your frat-boy posts. Can you show us your brains a bit more often than your balls?
  • topazz · 1 year ago
    Hey, let's lose that negativity, Bonnie. click Down you go. Making it bad for the rest of us gals.
  • TomSawyer · 1 year ago
    Show us your tits, love!
  • Eraserhead · 1 year ago
    That reminds me of this XKCD http://www.xkcd.com/322/ :rolleyes:
  • TomSawyer · 1 year ago
    I wasn't trying to be ironic, I was being an asshole.

    Here's your consolation prize:
    http://www.startsampling.com/sm/100128/captureA...
  • faddah · 1 year ago
    no, you were being an utter cunt. cunt.
  • John · 1 year ago
    You don't have to be female to think that this is really stupid. Disappointing, considering how funny this blog usually is.