The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs - Latest Comments in The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

Tom — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:55:54 -0000

Just as FSJ is not RSJ, so FAJ as depicted in this column is not RAJ. I think the humour is always at the expense of the men involved rather than of Jung. Anyway I don't imagine Andrea Jung cares much what a hack blogger and a bunch of leering commentards have to say, and if she does she's rich enough to take it :-)

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

Tom — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:51:36 -0000

Google image search is your friend. There's a hit from 'teentelevision' (of all places) that's working well for me, but maybe that's due to it also featuring Serena Williams...

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

Pustoolio — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:44:43 -0000

Dominating PCs and Servers? You mean like in your black shiny outfit with whips and stuff???

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

Pustoolio — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:41:43 -0000

Meander Kahphooney is the mac daddy of toolage.

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

@nsmartinworld — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:27:10 -0000

I don't get why it's funny to demean Andrea Jung.

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

MSboys — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:53:34 -0000

Of course, once again this is a cover-up. While the MacBook Air is thin, owing to a total lack of usefullness, it is unnaturally heavy. Of course Charlie Rose, a man of reasonable age, couldn't take the strain of carrying the thing anymore and when he dropped it, he stumbed his toe against this glorified paperweight and did a face plant. The dangers of form over function.

Of course Steve would blame a woman. It fits his mental model better.

Gotta get back to dominating PCs and Servers. Cheers.

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

Uncle Nobby — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:53:20 -0000

I'd love Andrea Jung to hit me. I think it would turn me on.

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

FHC — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:23:45 -0000

What makes you think she can't do that? To her, an Air is just like a throwing star, or Oddball's hat. It's no different. But she told me before, she likes unarmed combat much better, more personal, and that way, she is guaranteed to see the pain and fear in her opposition's eyes as she rips off their balls.

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

lastangelman — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:44:33 -0000

Correction.Andrea'd hit Woz ... in the solar plexus!

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

randomsausage — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:30:54 -0000

Is there a full body shot of Yung anywhere? We need to check if this chick has titties -- she's sure got a big set of shoulders and a chin more chiseled than Dolf Lungren. Yeah we know Woz would still hit it......

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

Nick T — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:55:30 -0000

Glad to see you can still type with one hand Woz.

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

oakling — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:47:48 -0000

Andrea's doing it all wrong. She needs to develop some kind of insane fighting skill where she hurls Macbook Airs like boomerangs or throwing stars, to decapitate people. A little gentler and it's just a tracheal bruise!

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

poconos — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:28:43 -0000

charlie rose is the greatest.

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

richardmnixon — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:00:53 -0000

Rose needs to do some ads along the lines of Tareyton Cigarette's "Rather Fight Than Switch" commercials. After all, he's still shilling shamelessly for his main corporate sponsor, the CocaCola Company.

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

Mike Cane — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:33:02 -0000

ROFTLMAO!!! FSJ is back in his best form!

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

intenselygreen — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:02:18 -0000

I think I'm falling in love with Andrea Jung...

What a woman!

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

acap. — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:45:46 -0000

Maybee she could dissolve with this methode this actual not new problems in the tibetian- & china-conflict?!?

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

paul — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:42:52 -0000

She may be a little hot tempered, but Steve Jobs is actually evil -- Leander Kahney says so.

I hope she doesn't mind working for the Prince of Darkness down at Infinitely Wicked Loop.

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

FHC — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:31:12 -0000

Andrea only hit him once? Poor gal is slowing down in her old age, you should've seen her when she was younger, the flurry of blows she handed out would have rendered Bruce Lee and Jet Li both unconscious in seconds. Come on, did you think she actually got the top job at Avon by being nice? She beat out everyone involved, and I mean that literally.

The board of directors decided to do this gladiator style. They put all the contenders into a large room, and locked the door, and whoever came out in the end was the new CEO. 15 seconds later, Andrea rapped on the door, the board thought it was just somebody trying desperately to get out. Then after two seconds, Andrea got tired of waiting, and just kicked down the door and walked out.

Needless to say, everyone who was present instantly became impressed and they crowned her the new leader of Avon.

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

acap. — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:25:52 -0000

Nice make-up ! It's allways better to have a knock-out served from women, instead served from machos. Mac-hos, no wonder, make-up factories & mac-up factories behind.

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

Fred Durist — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:25:15 -0000

I've seen Charlie wandering the streets of Lower Manhattan early on weekend mornings seemingly intoxicated - stumbling, looking like crap, and talking to himself. Mumbling actually. Pothole on 57th Street? Please.

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

woz — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:14:47 -0000

Geez...and I thought the douchebag from Newsweek was a loser.

Andrea really isn't that bad, you know. I just let her have her way with me.

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

Skeptic Smurf — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:08:01 -0000

Or is Charlie running with Andrea Jungs' sweetheart? Or Andrea Jung? Love is in the Air......

Re: The real story: Charlie Rose attacked by Andrea Jung

Skeptic Smurf — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:05:25 -0000

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie....
Do you really expect me to believe you? That's the same line I fed my dad after I got a shiner in grade 8 ('cept my hands were in my pockets, not holding an air). He didn't buy it then and I don't buy it now. I realize Charlie Rose may be more trustworthy than my 14 year old self, but when people fall on pavement they get hamburger face, not black eyes. Could Charlie be cavorting with someone else's spouse? Couldn't admit that though, it'd be worse than the Spitzer prosti-tot. Spitzer, by the way, means "man with only one testicle" in german. hahaha