The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs - Latest Comments in The New York Times is friggin pathetic

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Slalah — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:04:33 -0000

So glad that your rsync connection to Steve's brain has been reestablished. Fakesteve has been missed.

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Tofino — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 06:48:01 -0000

aaah. so good to hear our dear leader is back! siooma nyt!

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tbone 25 — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:03:52 -0000

Yea! New York Times gets scooped and turns into the now-defunct Weekly World News. I hear that he got the liver from batboy

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Fake Stephanie Brown — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:18:39 -0000

Oh, fuck off, Bob. Quitting grokking Spock and get a life. Frigtard.

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Emma — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:53:28 -0000

@author not the previous commenter!

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Emma — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:52:53 -0000

oh do shut up you rancorous twat!

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Alex — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:08:15 -0000

Steve is back! *cue choir of angels*

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sachxn — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:23:46 -0000

nice to see you back.

Sachin

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cford — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:33:16 -0000

This is a beautiful thing - reading a new, so 'steeped-in-truth' it hurts FSJ entry in 2009. Welcome back. Really.

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MacWords — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:33:24 -0000

question is, iLiver 2.0;
does it scroll like butter? or
feels snappier? or
like giving a glass of water to someone in hell?

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not Fake Rick — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:30:05 -0000

iLiver 2.0 rocks!

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diskgrinder — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:18:32 -0000

yep. Agree with you totally, in this parallel universe where what you say isn't a po-faced litany of bollocks

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Rose — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:17:19 -0000

"Ours is pretty impressive."

Try fucking remarkable!

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diskgrinder — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:14:04 -0000

yay! seriously though why didn't you try Liverpool in United England? The clue's in the name right? Maybe you'd have made it for the 3GS announcement.

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Bjorn Nitmo — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:02:57 -0000

Remember when the New York Times was, well, not like the New York Post? I miss those days. Also, the milk delivery.

Slightly OT: Did SJ extend the AppleCare on that liver?

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Winslow Theramin — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:39:49 -0000

Who gives a damn about how he got the donor liver, the real question that people should be asking his: Who was the donor? She there not be pilgrimages to the person's grave. In death that person is closer to Steve than I could ever hope to be.

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horo — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:41:51 -0000

verbose much?

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JSF — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 08:27:34 -0000

Namaste FSJ: May your new liver and bank account become one.

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lastangelman — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:56:07 -0000

Nobody reads your blog, echo-chamber. Go yell at faddah, will ya'? You're cluttering up my e-mail box.

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I Am God Almighty — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:53:07 -0000

Not dead yet??????????????

You. my friend, seem to have an unlimited amount of "Get Out Jail Free Cards" in the mortality department. Fine. You'll suffer instead.

For my own amusement, your pain,I find it comical - YES, I AM A BEING OF CRUEL OMNISCIENCE ... EVER READ THE OLD TESTAMENT? NOT NICE AT ALL!

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I Am God Almighty — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:47:21 -0000

You obviously don't listen to anybody, so yeah, you needed to have that "repeated". OH, and by the way, your heart is going to die horrendously next month, but somehow, you'll live.

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I Am God Almighty — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:43:07 -0000

You're stepping in dog crap four times today, and you're going to eat it once in front of all your colleagues. Don't make a face, you listen to Englebert Humperdink and Nancy Sinatra and dance to show tunes in the mirror - you're getting off lightly.

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I Am God Almighty — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:33:37 -0000

There's this thing called BLOGGER. Go there now. Write your own blog. Do it. Now. So even more people can ignore and enjoy this blog. And sorry about the rancid sheep testicles in your anus. I was fresh out of ass cancer - Farrah hogged it all.

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Derek — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:32:00 -0000

Bob doesn't know what he's talking about. Steve isn't struggling anymore; his hospital confirmed that he's very healthy now, and reports say he's back at Apple campus. This liver thing happened like 2 months ago.

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faddah — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:24:15 -0000

so when they transplanted the bad liver for the good kick-ass iLiver 2.0 into steve jobs, did they also transplant a like 10-foot broomstick up yer sorry, whiney ass, bob?

jez sayin'.