DISQUS

Lyon in Winter · 1 year ago

Let the record show, FSJ blog jumped the shark right.... here.

anon · 1 year ago

nah. just filler until the big event, Macworld.

anon · 1 year ago

Johnny Poison's gay? Who knew?

Mike Cane · 1 year ago

He's not gay. His life partner is a shemale.,

That's not a gay thing. Er.... is it?

extravagant goofy · 1 year ago

probable he's crack therapist and works with lightspeed.

vaporland · 1 year ago

getting better, johnny.

still, more characters than a chinese keyboard on this blog...

minimalist is the jobsian way, not the parade of fools we've seen here lately...

Steve · 1 year ago

Have Albert score you some Albendazole. You'll be rid of your little, ahem, dietary aid in no time. I hear it goes down smooth with Sake, maybe a nice Ginjo.

CRAZYHORSE · 1 year ago

JohnBoy,

YOu forgot to mention all the new iPod killers out there that are to take on the iPod shuffle.

Funny the shuffle came out what 3 years ago? And now SanDisk and Creative Technology have a Shuffle killer... http://www.forbes.com/2008/01/08/ipod-ces-apple...

None the less the fuck tard that wrote the article states once again the ever so prevelant call of the doom of the iPod.

Once again the shuffle has been out 3 years. Other than cosmetic changes still the same shuffle, but certainly not the main stay of the iPod pack. And what of the the iPod big guns.

The "SNUZE"or "zune" is a flop in any capacity. Nothing can touch the "iPod Touch."

So...

Louis Hau of Forbes.com? Where is the FUCKING iPod killer you frigtard MORON?

Fucking ass munch. And don't you think that if the shuffle were the stable stud they would be putting a radio and a screen on it, you dork?

I FUCKING HATE THE FREE PRESS AND FORBES IS ONE OF THE WORST.

extravagant goofy · 1 year ago

Still boring is this concurrency game, clear "snuzelzune" is a flop like s' later the slate and the tablet was, but i0m sure the Stevie-Greenhead presents for this stupid appleconsumers a comfortable extrabig version of this damned apple-ax-tablet-book direct from the hell to this world we stay-on.

CRAZYHORSE · 1 year ago

What?

LMAO

extravagant goofy · 1 year ago

something like a Hiphone but much bigger to draw on it.

faddah · 1 year ago

johnny! good god, man! good to have you back amongst the troops. as for frank booth, that's a sticky problem, compadré. i recommend a high-colonic specialist on the outskirts of laughlin that fakey steve-o himself put us onto. she uses a special cleansing mixture of mezcal and pure mescalin. bound to clear the fucker out, or at least subdue him.

these panasonic reptiles are breathing the fear into you, man, and throwing you off the course. do you think it's any coincidence they make the blu-ray players for sony? do you think it stops just there? moshe's deep mole unit is on it and they say, just from preliminary reports, this goes deep into the abyss. they say dig long enough, you'll turn up the red chinese and also al queda. don't take any guff from these swine!! as soon as you can, ditch them and report in with moshe. he'll debrief you and assist you in getting out to laughlin for the cleansing to begin.

god's speed, man.

CRAZYHORSE · 1 year ago

Can we not post thru the blog?

WFT

_alexander_zero · 1 year ago

Well, the other way to think about the early Mac Pro announcement is that Steve has such awesome stuff planned that he just doesn't have time for mundane things like that. Glass half-full.

Also, don't get too desperate to get rid of your intestinal problems. I knew a guy who was suffering your ailment and swallowed a dry ice bomb. It wasn't pretty. And how did you get it anyway? Is the food at CES really that bad?

CRAZYHORSE · 1 year ago

Kick butt systems are passe for Apple now. So why not throw the press a bone.

Apparently CES was once again a "Snooze Fest." Hell the only real write up was about the last day video of BillTard.

Ha Ha. Shit, crap.

I kinda wish that there wasn't any new announcement at MW, and then a week later BOOM do the invitation only thing.

The Frigtard journalist parasites get all lube up to break the big story or prediction and fail to even come close.

So little faggots...

Albert The Flip · 1 year ago

JP, this is your best friggin driver Albert the Flip. Sorry to be a correctard, but my cousins Luz-Maria and Margaret were not chanting Spanish prayers. They were praying in Philippineans; I know, sounds like Spanish, what after 400 years in a Spanish convent, the friggin country sounds like Latin Americanians.
Anyways, we all pray for your soul. Yours too El Jobso. In Philippineans. Get your copy of the Rosetta Stone. Then you can chant with them. Cleanses the soul and the devil inside you. I swear.

Still waiting for my tip, JP. Cheap bastard.
Much love. Namaskar!

SSteve · 1 year ago

Hey, Johnny: You might want to double-check with the Sony dudes. I think you put the hot sake in the wrong end.

SueW · 1 year ago

lol...Hunter S. Thompson finally made it back through the portal...and he's armed with an iPhone

lastangelman · 1 year ago

You have a tapeworm? Fuck the holistics ... get a shot of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diatrizoic_acid"this, and have you M.D. check you out. Otherwise, your legs will turn to jelly and your brain will be poo-poo.
Do it. NOW!

lastangelman · 1 year ago

WTF, html is dead now, I can't anchor links?
go here, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diatrizoic_acid
this cures your tapeworm, head and all, pffft!

extravagant goofy · 1 year ago

for rats only?

extravagant goofy · 1 year ago

Allways better to have a tapeworm instead to have a brainworm.

CRAZYHORSE · 1 year ago

I havea brain cloud as we speak...

Mike Cane · 1 year ago

Where the hell is the Daily Poison, dammit!!

I need more poisoning over here!!!

ryan · 1 year ago

'Did you know the glass on that device is just perfect for this?'

Awesome.