DISQUS

REALfakeDVORAK · 1 year ago

This Real Dan crap has got to stop! You are trying to ruin the internet?

Web Conferencing · 1 year ago

Whoa, yeah.

JamieJones · 1 year ago

Man bear pig!

skipdodson · 1 year ago

Dan, I really like most of your writing, but sometimes you get too irreverent. I didn't care much for Jesse, but still... I think your comment is in bad taste and not professional.

Bill · 1 year ago

Folks, this parody site is going away, if you haven't figured it out. Lyons wrote recently in a Forbes article that he would be "shocked" if Jobs is still CEO by the end of the year (because of his visibly poor health). If Jobs isn't CEO anymore, this site basically loses its reason for being. (And if, God forbid, he's dying, continuing on with this parody would be in really poor taste.) Either way, I don't think Lyons sees him doing this much longer, if at all; it was merely hip marketing for his Options book anyway.

http://www.forbes.com/free_forbes/2008/0721/052...

I Am God Almighty · 1 year ago

Dumb reason to not continue the blog. Did Trudeau knock off Raoul Duke when Hunter Thompson ate his gun? Fake Steve Jobs and not Fake Steve Jobs are different entities existing in differing universes;Lyons is merely the conduit for Fake Steve Jobs into our troubled little realm of reality.

Derek · 1 year ago

Maybe Dan saw this coming ahead of time and decided to have his FSJ character lie to us about being in good health and just taking a break, and then wait for him to die. Or something. Who knows?

Dave · 1 year ago

Given there's a Real Dan post that refers to Steve Jobs in the first person, I'm thinking this is a mistake that will be corrected.

Real Reader · 1 year ago

What's the matter with you, Dan?

Stop pretending to be the real *you*! This is not funny anymore...

Money Talks · 1 year ago

Couldn't agree more.

First, sticking MS ads, then moving to NewsWeek, then borgs raiding this place, and now, the Real Me.

You pwned.

Name · 1 year ago

Huh? We lost Fake Steve and got Real Dan? Bummer.

yDNA · 1 year ago

Not quite, Dan! Bozo died yesterday. Maybe they died within the same 24 hours. Or maybe you could say Helms was taken in response to the loss of Bozo. But it wasn't the same "day".

Dam · 1 year ago

For every 24 hour period there is a time zone where that is considered a day. Just thought I'd share that with you, yDNA.

yet another steve · 1 year ago

If anything screams "It's over!" more than "real dan"... I can't think of what it would be.

Sadness...

hasbeen · 1 year ago

What really screams it's over is the utter lack of humor for the last 6 months. The book tour was the beginning of the end. With the introduction of guest columnists the fat lady's aria began.

Chaitanya · 1 year ago

Gone are the days of the Fake Steve....
Have you noticed that STEVE is no more there in the list of contributers?

FBO · 1 year ago

Real Dan?

I must go cry now.

- Barry

MikieV · 1 year ago

What do you have to do to get that "A Forbes.com Site" logo taken off this site...?

Oh, wait... you're doing it! :)

sweatynipples · 1 year ago

the world mourns the death of a great man. rip bozo.

EJMiv · 1 year ago

People...clearly this shouldn't be marked as written by Real Dan..the last few posts just yesterday said they'd be written by Steve, and now today they all say "Posted by Real Dan." Obviously he's planning something...he probably just didn't realize it'd affect his signature on every post.

Germ · 1 year ago

This exact thought ran through my mind the other day when I saw scumbag hedge fund criminal Sam Israel being stuffed into the back of a car...the sign across the street read: Asylum, the nightclub. I replayed that on my DVR like 20 times.

acap. · 1 year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wJRr6ZITz4

acap. · 1 year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nej4xJe4Tdg

acap. · 1 year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-xIulyVsG8

acap. · 1 year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAbtg9dz5P0

acap. · 1 year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd0T0zA0Bkc

acap. · 1 year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtXkI2oIHwI

acap. · 1 year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeXAcwriid0&feat...

acap. · 1 year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-1Z35VBSw&NR=1

acap. · 1 year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgItFk9q2bQ

yet another steve · 1 year ago

Bozo may have brought joy to millions... but FS brought joy to ME. NEVER thought it got unfunny... NEVER.

rip fake steve.

Uncle Nobbyu · 1 year ago

Why has this blog gone sh*t??? Seriously, there are very few posts and the ones that appear are really bone.

SamG · 1 year ago

Now that FSJ seems to be going away (in spirit), we need to get together as a group and write an emulator - a fancy piece of software that, erm, emulates FSJ which emulates REAL Stevie.

On a more serious note, speculations about Apple CEO's health ARE in poor taste. Let me remind everyone that this guy had composure to had a cancer operation and then go back to work. Most people in his position would just buy a boat or golf for the rest of days. Not Steve Jobs. Instead, he went back and kicked some ass with great products. If anyone deserves respect in the technology industry, Steve Jobs does - regardless of your allegiance to Apple, Microsoft, Dan, whomever.

And who is this Jesse/Clown duo? Dan, you are really wasting bandwidth here.

Also, we need to understand that Dan is kinda working in the dark until the 11th of July. Real Steve isn't showing up, and Apple is all hush hush about whatever. One more week, and Dan will have more material. Maybe blogging about Bill Gates would help (and his tax shelter job). He is the new superman, no Jesus - he will cure all diseases and hand out 99c burgers to all the hungry.

Knockabiy · 1 year ago

Oh God commentards , Get a grip. It's entertainment for chrissake !!

Iulia , Natasha , the boss will be pissed when he sees that typo !! Get it fixed eh

ING Savings Accounts · 1 year ago

That is so funny. I read about both dieing yesterday, but did not see the irony. Although, I must admit, that Jesse Helms did a lot of good while in the Senate. Sometimes, the good is just not focused on.

Pustoolio · 1 year ago

ING Savings Account "I must admit, that Hitler did a lot of good for Germany. Sometimes, the good is just not focused on."

JSG · 1 year ago

The only bad thing about Helms dying was that he couldn't live long enough to see a black man elected president.

Other than that... there's no downside. Rest in Hell, Jessie Helms.

Partners in Grime · 1 year ago

So Steve is writing this now?

Cristian · 1 year ago

Day 6, July,
(Barcelona, Spain)


Hello Steve,
I can't understand one thing.. why when I call to Telefonica, they can't explain about the contract and the prices of the iPhone?? Spain don't meet who is iPhone, except me??
iPhone start a mobile revolution and Spain do not realize???

Thanks your time.

lastangelman · 1 year ago

Yoinks!, again.

Mike Cane · 1 year ago

Thomas M. Disch killed himself on the 4th of July.

R.I.P.: Writer Thomas M. Disch

Have you heard of him?

drew · 1 year ago

I like the way you think. I know who Bozo is but Im not to sure who Jesse Helms is, he must have been some one important

Abigail · 1 year ago

real dan / fake dan ? . Real steve jobs / fake steve jobs ?. Does it really matter the personality behind the message . What is most important is the quality of the mesage .We all want to read and get entertained . We don't care who you really are .

oss · 1 year ago

Huh? We lost Fake Steve and got Real Dan? Bummer.flv converter for macmac mp4 converter

dave · 1 year ago

this is unrealistic attitude towards God

gloopa · 1 year ago

you are an idiot. But funny.

deden m. ihsan · 1 year ago

well just passin by and test a disqus commenting system

JamieJones · 1 year ago

Separated at birth?!

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وظائف شاغرة · 9 months ago

sure good exists... we all know!

Indignant · 1 year ago

Bozo brought joy to so many.
Bozo is clowning in heaven, while Jesse is rotting in hell.

JSG · 1 year ago

Bozo brought joy to the world while alive...

Helms brings joy to the world by dying.

I Am God Almighty · 1 year ago

A lesser deity would take the credit. When you die, you die; very, very, very, very rarely do I implement the delete key on two insignificant strings to amuse others or make a point ... It's a humorous co-incidence.
But thanks for the compliment all the same.

lastangelman · 1 year ago

Our next guest blogger should be a German Pope with startling fashion sense and a secret love of peyote. Let's here it for De Gloria Olivae!

Cookster · 1 year ago

There's a third corner in this axis of feeble... the American Family Association (ARSE) is accusing Ronald McDonald of being gay and they're no longer partaking of teh cheezeburger!

jportnick · 1 year ago

Hilarious observation. Maybe God does (if she exists) does have a sense of humor.

And oh, thanks Steve for removing the spam.

beanieville · 1 year ago

http://tinyurl.com/64k9j8 This is not for girls

ripped · 1 year ago

Do not abuse this site by flogging your cheesy investment scheme.

Justin · 1 year ago

Go away