The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs - Latest Comments in Nothing to worry about, but I'm taking some time off

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Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:13:03 -0000

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lastangelman — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 17:22:46 -0000

That's pretty tough, Cuban did that job himself with that stupid Apprentice rip-off, The Benefactor. Oops, I almost forgot, Dancing With The Stars - he may be be a Maverick but he ain't a Star.

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lastangelman — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 17:18:40 -0000

As a matter of fact ... I'm more of an Olive Oyl luvver.

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Timmzip — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 15:50:41 -0000

what is the pupose of writing such a big post.

Does it make any sense? Is it worth writing or reading it?

-Timm
http://zip2.info/firstsalary

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Black — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 15:37:25 -0000

"I cannot breath without you..."

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lastangelman — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 04:31:02 -0000

Think of this blog posting as another day the world changed. In the meantime, here's a link featuring Kim Kardassiasn and her legendary ass (hee-haw) wearing a bikini. My golly, you could serve the whole Armenian population on the planet service from that thing!

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Jonny Ive — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 03:05:44 -0000

Steve, as always, let me know how I can help.

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Anauel — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 01:59:18 -0000

I'll miss you. I wish to see you well and good luck on the vacations (job). Don't leave us in the dark, FSJ. I really want a Mac Tablet come this fall.

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Jonno — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 22:49:26 -0000

Hey Steve,

you really got the commentards going on this one. Nice work.

BTW there is a lovely little island in the South Pacific called Australia. Have you heard of it?

Hopefully your iPhone 3G will work there after 11 July.

Boom Jonno

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Cracker Kevin — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:23:27 -0000

Sad thing is, this probably REALLY IS the real Jerry Yang. I bet Icahn's got him all super paranoid, he's stumblin around wearing Kleenex boxes on his feet, growing footlong fingernails, and sniping at Internet commenters.

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Blaze — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:13:03 -0000

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... now im gonna have to read apple insider (shrugs)

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gauge — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 19:45:26 -0000

Oh, Fuck You, All! :)

Love,
Gauge :)

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gauge — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 19:44:11 -0000

Oh, Fuck You, All!

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woz — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:48:09 -0000

Yeah, that would be nice.

As a bonus, they could make Mark Cuban look like an even bigger idiot.

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woz — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:46:20 -0000

You wish you looked like that??!!??

You probably were hot for Karen Carpenter.

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woz — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:44:27 -0000

You're gonna be out on your ass in less than a month.

And, you still won't have any chance of getting laid.

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ialbisu — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:57:11 -0000

Hi Steve, I hope you will have a great time in a paradisal place at Southern Pacific. I am just a product manager of a Location Based Services norweguian group, based in Spain, quite a paradisal place too :) and I have the command from my boss to contact with the person in charge of Location based services at Apple in san Francisco. Why not with Steve Jobs? I answered to him. What I have to offer is really interesting, so would you please or anyone of this blog can tell me who is the right one in Apple about Locaton services? Now the new iPhone comes with a GPS inside. Our application is based on navigation and location on real imagery. Can anyone please help me?
Thank you all, Ignacio

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greg. — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:34:29 -0000

But wait you were supposed to tell us about Iphone Pro:

http://www.business-strateg...

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dfs — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:13:52 -0000

FSJ, don't try to bullshit us, save that for the fanboys. You're not taking the summer off for a little r&r, are you? You're gone for good, you've decided to go legit and take a Newsweek gig, but you haven't the cojones to tell us that you're bugging out on us. See http://www.macuser.com/peop... Why not admit the truth? This site is as dead as a fried mule, it's probably going to be taken down within days, right?

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lastangelman — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:30:03 -0000

N I N E ! ! ! !

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Fake Walt Mossberg — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:17:31 -0000

Just for the record, I am not going to fill in for FSJ. I worked my butt off to get out of blogs and now I am blogging for WSJ. "W" is higher in the alphabet than "F", so F-you FSJ for calling me names and now asking for favors. I've got a me-me-me column to write for WSJ. Shoot, BillG is calling again, what does he want now?

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Jerry Yang — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:11:40 -0000

I don't take no stinking vacation either, and my last name is "Yang". Does that mean I am always on the "Yang"?

Of course not. It does not mean that in any way shape, form permutation or variance therefrom.

Now I gotta go. Have no time for this, I have a corporation to run. Bye bye for now.

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Jerry Yang — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:50:50 -0000

I can't fill in for Lyons, FOOL. I got a company to run. You are extremely and severely and utterly misguided if you are even entertaining the extremely small iota of a notion that I will write Lyon's blog for him. I AM CEO OF YAHOO!. Get it???? I can't write no stinking blog!!! So all you penny ante losers will have to entertain yourself some other way!!! YEAH. Big Star trek convention in Aspen in July. Be there, shmo-brains.

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Mike Cane — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:08:19 -0000

There is, in the end, only Death.

The Final Death Of Fake Steve Jobs?

Re: Nothing to worry about, but I'm taking some time off

oli — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 08:15:44 -0000

is SJ ill?
His loss of weight is visible from his last keynote.
Question is how come he looses so much weight?
Why?
A cancer may be?

but the fact is he was really mentioning those very same words during
his last press conference after the WWDC iphone 2.0 launch.
why?
"Nothing to worry about ..."

clever blog anyway, teasing and funny :)