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Jaysus, man! SCOBLE?!!? SCOBLE???!!!
Scoble Twitter Update: Would it help if I DRANK poison?
Thank you for makeing me smile everyday.
...er, some days.
Well, at least once in a while, but you get the point.
The other fill-ins sucked.
And Steve, have fun at the Dharma Initiative island. You certainly need the rest, what with helping me with my campaign and doing all the other stuff. We'll be fine. I apologize for not being available, but I have this VP selection to go deal with.
But will Andrea be a blogger? And what about Katie herself? We hear all about her, it would be nice to hear from her.
- Barry "The B Man"
Thank you Steve.... Thank you for the earth-shattering legacy.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=FR0o17RSwo8
We all love you Steve, and pray to GOD for your good health and long life.
Stop by and sign my copy of Option$ ! I'll let you scribble on iWoz too for good measure.
Say it ain't so FSJ. Now I'll actually have to work this summer. Time to pick up the slack, Bono.
Posted from my godPhone.
http://neoviky.blogspot.com/2008/06/man-as-mach...
yes, really nothing....
And, you still won't have any chance of getting laid.
But i do also think that your holidays with your very small - only one dollar - income presumable would bee very short.
Nevertheless with your small iPod you are able to listen to good music & also don't forget to listen to some real birds & thems chanting for for your daily resurrection.
Do we think real Steve loves his products as much as his fanboys? (Like the one who posted here, sicko)
I guess we'll be seeing you in season 5 of Lost then
"Also, the real Katie Cotton has never heard of you or Newsweek and won't be taking your calls. We suggest reading Gizmodo or Goatberg or something to keep up on the latest leaked news.
"On the bright side, you are free to continue to make as many 'jokes' as you like!"
I don't even know what that means. I'm just the conduit.
Now what could he mean by that?
You probably were hot for Karen Carpenter.
Anyway let's just hope Newsweek is as accommodating to truthful spoof and satire as Forbes was!
N.P. The Man / The Journey - Pink Floyd, live @ Amsterdam, 1969
It sucked really bad.
Just when the demise of Jerry Yang and Zuckface is imminent.
But then, Lyons isn't too bright and the well has run pretty much dry on this ride.
Take care of yerself you big feckin' eejit.
May Jobso live 200 years (or longer) and drive Bill Gates out of his tax shelter, pardon "Foundation".
Of course not. It does not mean that in any way shape, form permutation or variance therefrom.
Now I gotta go. Have no time for this, I have a corporation to run. Bye bye for now.
It's the end of an era on the Internet.
SCOBLE as a guest blogger here?! SCOBLE??!!!/
Scoble Twitter Update: Hey! I paid good money to rent the space!!
This will have to do.
I'll speculate that you've gotten bored with the blog persona, so you've decided to capitalize on your new literary fame by writing a new novel that has nothing to do with any of this.
My fun for now is seeing both Yahoo! and Microsoft making Carl Icahn look like an idiot. Ballmer is especially enjoying screwing with Icahn, making him look bad to the shareholders. God knows how many people wanted to make Icahn look like a twerp for once, totally out of his element. Watch the WSJ abandon Icahn and root for Yahoo!, Rupert has it in for Carl,too.
As a bonus, they could make Mark Cuban look like an even bigger idiot.
Namaste,
Marcus
You'll be back at the end of the summer, right?
Right?!
that's all
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3087/stevejo...
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First I learn I have to wait another freaking month or more for the spawn of satin (iPhone3G), and now I find out you won't be around this summer to muse and abuse.
My cult is failing me. No longer shall your Kool-aid quench my desire for one-ness. Coolness shall fail and darkness shall swallow the earth.
Enjoy your rest FSJ!
If this is the end, well it couldn't come at a better time, very Neil Stephenson-ish, Apple on the verge of reclaiming its crown from Microsoft and the new pretender Google as ubiquitous monopolist but one upping all, producing hardware, software and now cloud services, while fearless beloved leader inspires more fear about his health, just because he slimmed down and stopped taking the prednisone but insists on wearing the now baggy jeans, MEANWHILE, Hillary threat has been quelled for now, and the Barry seems on the verge of being the next POTUS, yet, nothing is quite resolved but possibilities are endless.
Good Luck, Lyons, don't forget to pull mossy old Goatberg's beard every now and then, ... and one more thing ...
openSUSE still rules!
B O O M !
There, I said it, ha,ha,
Happy Father's Day and Good Summer!
ACHTUNG!
Mein Hillaryfuhrer , remittenzoller iffen plaisir, az I haf gott mit out fur 88 days.
Make sure Newsweek allows your creativity to max out, will you?
www.aeon-nokia.blogspot.com
His loss of weight is visible from his last keynote.
Question is how come he looses so much weight?
Why?
A cancer may be?
but the fact is he was really mentioning those very same words during
his last press conference after the WWDC iphone 2.0 launch.
why?
"Nothing to worry about ..."
clever blog anyway, teasing and funny :)
The Final Death Of Fake Steve Jobs?
http://www.business-strategy-innovation.com/200...
Thank you all, Ignacio
you really got the commentards going on this one. Nice work.
BTW there is a lovely little island in the South Pacific called Australia. Have you heard of it?
Hopefully your iPhone 3G will work there after 11 July.
Boom Jonno
Does it make any sense? Is it worth writing or reading it?
-Timm
http://zip2.info/firstsalary
Anyways, check it out: http://tinyurl.com/4oczm4
I am selling my stock now...
pls DON'T GIVE UP NOW and DON'T LIVE US ALONE , NOT NOW...
pls DON'T GIVE UP NOW and DON'T LIVE US ALONE , NOT NOW...
pls DON'T GIVE UP NOW and DON'T LIVE US ALONE , NOT NOW...
pls DON'T GIVE UP NOW and DON'T LIVE US ALONE , NOT NOW...
pls DON'T GIVE UP NOW and DON'T LIVE US ALONE , NOT NOW...
No one saw it coming, especially him. Last year in Fort Worth, out on the town, he remarked how he truly loved his job and his life and he looked forward to upcoming election season.
Meet The Press will never be the same without the big guy, we'll all miss him.
Namaste.
The world has grown a bit dimmer today.
Love,
Gauge :)