The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs - Latest Comments in iTablet: My hero's journey

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Stephanos Anton Ballmerfeld — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 16:02:54 -0000

I did not read this! That's just too much text!

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moonlightlady339 — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:51:26 -0000

If you are going to make biblical references to make some obscure point, I think it may serve you well to actually have read "The Bible" at one point or another in your life. It was "Moses" who brought the ten commandments down from Mt Sanai, NOT our beloved Jesus, and NOT Mt Zion.

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A. Musing — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 08:16:28 -0000

Insulting Fake HST, God and Humanity - don't come commenting to us when you get struck by lightning.

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faddah — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:43:47 -0000

sorry, ya smarmy self-righteous, prick mick — all licesnsed under creative commons — have ya heard of it? can't use any of this content if you intend to make $$$ with it, only for free use. so if you give away your album for free like radiohead, have at it.

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faddah — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:40:22 -0000

yeah, dat's right! you tell him about writing under ridiculous assumed identities, Almighty God! you go, God! you go!

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faddah — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:36:16 -0000

yer da patti lupone of tech journalism. "don't cry for me, cupertinoooo...."

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FakeBono — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:27:54 -0000

Fookin Jaysus .... Yer comments .... all yer comments maketh hot lyrics fer muh next fookin album . carry on mates ....lemme have dem.

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Name — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:25:48 -0000

It's not Jesus, It's Moses

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Joseph — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:36:07 -0000

It was Moses, but hereto forth it shall be know that Jesus came down from the mountain, because Steve said so and not even Mr. Norris himself can debate that fact.

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Joseph — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:33:46 -0000

The moment I touch the iTablet my balls will drop once and for all.

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TheAfterlifeOfGeorgeCarlin — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:22:10 -0000

preach it, invisible man in the sky, preach it, hallelujah!

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someguy — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:05:53 -0000

Yeah, but I steal from Beckett, not Phil Hartman.

Or as I might put it: "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."

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Guest — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 21:03:19 -0000

"We really don't go around comparing me to Jesus. Frankly, it's apples and oranges"

He really do surpasseth himself, this guy Dan.

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HunterSThompson — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:04:14 -0000

Good Lord! I completely forgot about the cannon!

Faddah, in all seriousness there is something about being shot out of a cannon that changes a man. But some things never seem to change, and the need to be hunkered down when the situation calls for it is one of those things. Make no mistake, I am well equipped out here, loaded to the gills with all the necessary supplies.

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Guest — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:22:40 -0000

FSJ, you're batting a thousand since you came back from the undead...

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faddah — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:08:09 -0000

"hunkered down,", hunter?? WTF?! you were shot out of a frickin' cannon across the sky on yer ranch!1!!! how can that come even close to being "hunkered down"? sheesh.

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Bono — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:23:42 -0000

Fookin' Spamtard, ya are.

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HunterSThompson — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:42:37 -0000

Well, maybe so, Jobso. But I am still hunkered down. You see, in Search, Telephony, Gaming, Desktop OS, Retail Stores, etc., etc., Microsoft is planning a counter-attack. These leeching bastards are everywhere, and all under the Orwellian banner of "choice."

On a side note, Schiller isn't weak-at-the-knees because of the tablet, kick-ass as it is. Suffice it to say I've made sure his office is properly stocked with the proper substances needed to Power Through like a champion.

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tomaso — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 10:26:43 -0000

"I can't go on. I'll go on."

Hey, Samguy, we all steal from someone, exe?

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fakephilschiller — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:42:27 -0000

Tell me about it. At least Microshaft have the balls to claim Windoze 7 is new (total bullshit though it may be). I'VE got to sell Snow Leopard (Ass Leopard) as EXACTLY the same product. Except it's more stable. WHAT?? Didn't we just spend years telling everyone how frickin stable Leopard was?

Jesus titty-fucking Christ. Would have been a good year for a sabbatical (or as we call it in Marketing, a 'liver').

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I Am God Almighty — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:42:39 -0000

I'm God.

Shut up!

Moses, Jesus, Mohamed, Mormon, Scientology - made up stories by humans trying to control you and attribute it to me.

Stop this shit now!

At least the atheists don't bother me, I do find the agnostics somewhat entertaining.

Worship what you want but leave me out of it, OK?

Stupid monkeys!

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I Am God Almighty — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:35:23 -0000

No, you're full of drugs

Again.

BTW
HAL isn't opening the pod bay doors - and Saint Peter ain't openin' up them Pearly Gates - and we do not have an emergency air lock entrance with explosive bolts up here - burn space monkey!

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David Pogue — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:23:56 -0000

I do prefer lighter shoes, faddah! One day I may even reach as high as Liza or, *shriek* her mother!

Soooooooooomewheeeeeeere, over Cupertinoooooooo....

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TheAfterlifeOfGeorgeCarlin — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:20:53 -0000

he ed ill nd he lue ill.

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I Am God Almighty — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:18:21 -0000

And I have better word: elegance.
There is no improvement beyond elegance.
Suck it up, Meph!
And don't forget to clean behind the cistern.