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1. I hypnotized my editor so I can turn in utter drivel that he doesn't understand and that generate a lot of heated responses.
2. I leave my overly-coiffed poodle at the keyboard while I just practice hypnosis and am carefully made over to resemble an aging intellectual (I'm actually only 17).
3. I will eventually replace the poodle with cut-and-pastes from your angry responses about MBA-speak, and again I win!
Okay, I made up the part about the poodle's hairstyling, but the rest is exactly Steve Gillmor staying on message. He is NOT the irrelevant shithead he appears to be.
Nice try, though.
Tensegrity describes a structural-relationship principle in which structural shape is guaranteed by the finitely closed, comprehensively continuous, tensional behaviors of the system and not by the discontinuous and exclusively local compressional member behaviors. Tensegrity provides the ability to yield increasingly without ultimately breaking or coming asunder.
Hope that clears things up.
Someone's going to make a hell of alot of money attacking the pocketbooks of all us little viruses.
BLACKOUT!
I could send John Draper over to explain it to you, bokay?
From the "Simple Sabotage Field Manual"
Page 35 (of the PDF) - Section 12 - Bullet (a):
"Give lengthy and incomprehensible explanations when questioned."
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/06/11/sabotage-m...
Google wants to sell your personal data to Mesh. Google collects data about every search, every app you use and every email you send, receive, read or delete. The more you use Google, the more Google knows about you and that data is extremely marketable in the form of personalized advertisements. Mesh takes the personal data they purchase from Google, Facebook and other websites and turns it into virtual spying devices that get to know your surfing habits so well they practically own your ass.
And when enough cool people use their cellphones at the latest "hot nightspot", Citysense will let -everyone- know where that is...
From the Information Weak article:
"Citysense is a mobile map application, released in alpha. It highlights hot nightspots in San Francisco in real time. Users can spot locations on Google and Yelp and identify those with high activity at any given moment or view locations that historically draw the biggest crowds"
Maybe the new "hot nightspots" will have cellphone jammers active, and a landline at every table?? :)
(May be I should shut up.)
If I have to sit through one more deadly presentation with corporatespeak like "...implementing new a paradigm on a go-forward basis to increase our workflow from a 30 thousand foot view..."
It makes me want to puke. THIS is why I use, live and breathe Apple. Because it represents the opposite of what I hate.
If you feel the same way I do, visit:
http://www.fightthebull.com/bullfighter.asp
And a link to a great book, "Fight the bull - Why business people speak like idiots"
http://fightthebull.com/
FakeSteve, thank you for this. Someone has to stand up for what remains of the English language!
- Barry
"be very afraid of using google apps."
Personally, I will keep my behavioral data to myself.
And begin thinking of Google as dangerous and MS as merely annoying.
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beats driving i guess.