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Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

Cunt-yed Eunuch 4 Clinton — Tue, 20 May 2008 06:27:00 -0000

HA!HA!HA!HA!
We got you now. Barack's people is begging us not to concede before the convention. Wouldn't look good, would tarnish the image ....FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKKK YYYOUUUUUUU, HYBRID-ASSSED LAWN JOCKEY! WE WILL TAKE YOU AND THE WHOLE PARTY DOWN IN FLAMES! A MILE HIGH CONFLAGRATION!!! NYAH-HAH-HAH!

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

Jason — Mon, 19 May 2008 16:46:12 -0000

Simply brilliant. I read articles I like to my wife when we're sitting in our office late night and it's even better when said aloud. Nearly brought me to tears.

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

fake redneck — Mon, 19 May 2008 13:11:19 -0000

u r such an untalented writer that i gave up reading after the first 3 sentences.

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fake redneck — Mon, 19 May 2008 13:08:30 -0000

umm... u do? since u r here... reading.. and posting... showing u give a flying fuck.

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nicoleish — Mon, 19 May 2008 12:29:18 -0000

you know what's funny? his website used to say that he was against gay marriage. can't find it now.

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

$1364468 — Sun, 18 May 2008 20:29:42 -0000

1. You are a hack magazine writer. Accept the fact.

2. You are a humorous blogger poking fun at apple and other industry people.

3. You are not a political commentator and f you were you would be on the now bankrupt out of touch air america.

4. You're an American hating leftist.

5. WGAFF about your political beliefs?

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

eqbal00 — Sun, 18 May 2008 17:20:03 -0000

Best FSJ post. Evah!
(I'm in Syria for a job right now, it's great to think that things might swing around to the right, uh, left side.)
"And now for the next eight years we're going to be running this country. We're going to give equal rights to gay people, fund stem-cell research, teach evolution, take down the fence on the Mexican border, and make sure abortion stays safe and legal. We're going to pull out of Iraq, shut down Gitmo, and stop torturing people. And yeah. A black dude with a Muslim-sounding name and degrees from Columbia and Harvard is going to be in charge. So sit back down, strap yourself in, and shut the fuck up, crackers."

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

Cunt-eyed Eunuch 4 Clinton — Sun, 18 May 2008 07:53:31 -0000

NO!
NEVER!
WE WILL BURN! BURN! BURN!
BURN YOU ALL!
THE PEOPLE ARE INGRATES!
THEY'LL PAY WITH BLOOD!
BASTARDS!

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

lastangelman — Sun, 18 May 2008 06:02:06 -0000

Meanwhile, Georgy-porgy is making me real fucking nervous lately. He's dropping serious hints about having some lasting positive legacy. He's tired of failing. He doesn't want to be known as the president who fucked up royally. Hopefully, he doesn't have somebody in State Department, NSA or the CIA "validate"* a reason to invade or use nuclear weapons in Iran or some other trouble spot, real or imagined. Rest assured, O-I-L will be in the equation.

*invent, make up, lie

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

lastangelman — Sun, 18 May 2008 05:49:37 -0000

What are doing, you're giving away the premise of Michael' Moore's follow up to Fahrenheit 911 ?

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

Fake Redneck — Sat, 17 May 2008 19:38:14 -0000

I miss the old days when everything was a Jewish conspiracy. Oh, yeah, and when you could dress up in black-face and everybody thought it was a hoot.

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Sat, 17 May 2008 14:13:04 -0000

Actually, you are giving Iraq too much credit...red herring.

From the 2007 Federal Reserve Flow of Funds
For the period 2000-2007
US Public debt has increased $3.7 trillion
US Household Debt has increased over $6.8 trillion

What's that you say? "IRAAAAQ!!!!GAY RIGHTS!!!!PETA!!!!!

America has been hijacked by banking/military/energy complex and you are calling ME a dipshit for bringing it to your attention.?!

Who is the real "dipshit?" Educate yourself and understand the core issues, there is no excuse.

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

Fake Fitty-Cent — Sat, 17 May 2008 13:15:06 -0000

Unfortunately, I was probably right. One of your "crackers" will put a bullet in your beloved mocha-tinted BO before this is all over.

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

james — Sat, 17 May 2008 10:01:17 -0000

Dude,

This guy is the favorite of all Jihadis/Wahbbitst/islamists. Now what do they know that the argula eating crowd refuses to see like an ostrich.

Last time I checked the Saudis were firmly in charge of our State Department and most Ivy league campuses with their 100s of millions in "consulting fees". Not to mention the like of James Baker, Madeline Albright, Jimmy Carter . plus most beltway institutions.

But I am sure the Saudi occupation of Washington seems too complicated for you to connect the dots. But you have an enemy with limitless money, and an ambition to take over this country, and the world.

But I am sure thinking about this will give you a headache so feel free to live in an alternate reality. The fact is everybody from Buddhists, Africans, Hindus, Slavs, French... is having a problem with Jihadist irrespective of corrupt media on the Saudi Payroll(including CNN, FOX, WP, NYTimes)...

I am sure this is too much for your argula brain.

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

fakemikel — Sat, 17 May 2008 04:03:30 -0000

Hi American dudes, if you never heard about me, I don't blame you. Rest assured you would get yourself a full blown slap right across your face if you don't know what BlackBerry is. Wait a minute, idiot, I am not talking about the little black fruits you buy from farmer's market. It is a mobile phone with intelligence. No wonder people call it smartphone. The best ever it allows you to send emails on the phone. Still doesn't ring a bell? You must have gone unemployed for at least 10 years now. Everyone who has a meaningful job these days has a BlackBerry or yearns for one. Just go to any retail store of Sprint, AT&T and Verizon and you will see a lineup of BlackBerrys. They make iPhone look like a giant retard. Can you keep a secret? Steve called me the other day and he's like, "dude, you are the only one that keeps me awake like 2 in the morning. Back off, this is America, you little canadians have occupied our emails for way too long. Even our idiot government agencies like FBI and CIA are sending emails through your operation center north of the border. I am like we don't have to tell Canadians how we screwed Saddam. " I told Steve to watch his tone then went "Steve, do you know Alexander Bell was from Canada? Your most proud invention, so-called iPhone, is just adding a little i in front of his invention, the five letter word that spells P-h-o-n-e. If you still don't believe me, look around your iPhone team. More than 60 percent of them are Canadians. Get it?" Steve was caught off guard by how well I know about iPhone. He is like "Mike, I know you are calling on your BlackBerry. The voice is like shit because BlackBerry is only good at emails. You know most BlackBerry users also carry iPhone because in the end of the day music rules." I went like "Steve, it is 2 in the morning. I know you are up for another night. Good luck with your 3G iPhone. So you know we've had 3G BlackBerry for at least 2 years now." Then I heard a big bang. Guess Steve threw his iPhone at the wall. One thing I didn't tell Steve. I've always liked iPhone because it feels like musterbation when you move your finger around the screen.

Now you know who I am. I am the man behind BlackBerry. My name is Mike Lazaridis. Wonder about the last name? It is greek.

also at fakemikel.blogspot.com

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

fakemikel — Sat, 17 May 2008 03:50:10 -0000

Check out following blog site about Steve and BlackBerry.

http://fakemikel.blogspot.com/

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

neo1767 — Sat, 17 May 2008 01:11:16 -0000

"Shut the fuck up, crackers." Ha! Love it.

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

Pustolio — Fri, 16 May 2008 22:17:35 -0000

D(ipshit) - Gee, I wonder if spending 520 Billion tax dollars in Iraq has anything to do with it?

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

Fake Redneck — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:56:49 -0000

Woa, boy, don'tya know ain't no president been e'lected widout the SE buying his jive?

It will be a cold day in hell before the South elects Obama.

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

David Wogan — Fri, 16 May 2008 18:07:13 -0000

Word.

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s to tha L to tha A — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:33:42 -0000

sweet dude

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Fri, 16 May 2008 14:44:26 -0000

california = not stem cell research
maryland = stem cell research

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

Fake Apple Employee — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:25:46 -0000

Xavier!

I keed, I keed. Somewhere in the general vicinity of 6000 St. Charles Ave.

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

FBO — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:19:51 -0000

Those midgets were great people. Great crowd.

- Barry

Re: How the Valley put Obama over the top

faddah — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:19:43 -0000

have you seen this one by lisa nova, about the hildebeast. hi-larious, especially if you know the "sunset blvd." reference. which means no one under 35 will get it. oh well ...