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- The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs : Operation Chokehold
- The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs : Is Operation Chokehold illegal? Or just stupid? Should we do something else?
- The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs : A not-so-brief chat with Randall Stephenson of AT&T
- The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs : How soon until O.C. begins? Where is everyone?
- The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs : AT&T: Chokehold is “irresponsible and pointless”
1.)Creating the ultimate user interface?
2.)Organize itself as the first humano-biological computational distributed array using an obscure Zen Buddhist mantra, eleven thousand grains of brown rice, a single Peruvian potato, a seventy-eight hundred foot piece of copper wire, two kilos of South Texan and New Mexican peyote buttons, four kilos of Columbian flake and a George Harrison album ?
3.) A fall television season that doesn't suck?
4.)A solution to feed all the hungry, heal all afflictions and cheaply distribute our energy needs - therefore contributing to the overpopulation and global warming problems?
5.) discover the origin and nature of all Creation?
6.)why hot dogs are sold packages of ten when the buns are sold in packages of eight?
It has turned out to be a much better investment than building jails, since the program actually makes money, so there's no cost to the tax payers.
Just watch, the feds will soon corral all those ex-Google types, and herd them into a new program (code name: "have mole").
Point is - when the upside on stock options disappears, the Children of the Corn move on.
None of this Holy Shit. . . . stock options.
This whole Web 2.0 thing threw a new wrinkle on it because it showed up when there was a boat load of VC $$ and a whole new industry (Community). Of course, no one mentioned the fact that while community functions are the finest way to attract, retain and encourage usage - there is also no way to make a dime off of Community.
Sure, you can talk about selling advertising - but that will never acheive the success of straight porn (check out Zivity.com - at least the guys at BlueRun and Founder's Fund are honest enough to put their money where their mouths have been).
Same kid - different stock.
Best. Post. Ever.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Very nice!
FACEBOOK is the next tech meltdown.
Then AMAZON...
Why not Sergey or Eric?
Oops, that market is drying up
Hmmm. Who does that remind me of. Down in Cupertino..It'll come to me.....
THE BEGINNING OF THE END IS NEAR
This has to be much too close to reality for comfort.
A+++ highly recommended, would read again.
> pool of brainpower could be addressing.
Like working for McKinsey?
Ummmm.... you on fire, FS. Only a "fake" blog can speak such truth.
Great post el Fake-o.
http://reddit.com/info/6edvj/comments/
>You've got these weirdly smart and semi-nasty super-spoiled children who really believe they're superior beings who shouldn't have to work too hard and who really don't take criticism well . . .
I have not found this to be the case.
We only see Googlers as nasty/arrogant because that's the media stereotype. I've met a few dozenm, and they were all incredibly nice, though ever-so-slightly cultish. And the cultishness immediately disappeared as soon as that stock price plunge. Like magic.
太好了！
Remember without the publishers that they index, the search engines are nothing. It is up to the independents to take back the web. POWERSET please please don't fail us in our darkest hour.
The arrogance and hypocrisy run rampant everywhere, but this is a great one to check out. GESTAPOOGLE (dot) COM......
I'm sure that the frigtard's will try to claim Goodwin's law. I say let them stew in their own ignorance as they gently lay their own heads on the chopping block. History will show them where the landing basket is as they get a nice slice of reality.
You Rock Steve!!!!!!
hahaha
As for Google, well all I have to say is "I use Goggle, because Google is gay"
Psst! Google>secret Gov program>Googlers infiltration >
"one day former Googlers get a phone call to activate orders........."
Are they My Little Pony rides?
April 4, 2008
There’s always a danger when a key employee leaves for a new company that he or she will stir things up by taking a few co-workers along, but some defections can be particularly grating. Looking to coddle its growing workforce a bit more, Facebook started shopping for its own executive chef in January. And when Sheryl Sandberg came over from Google to become COO last month, she said she knew just the guy at her old place. Everything panned out and now, as Carolyn Jung (until recently, the Merc’s food editor) reports at Food Gal, Josef Desimone has been whisked away to become the new Facecook. Valleywag tells us that Sandberg and Desimone blended well at the Googleplex, quoting one ex-employee saying, “Josef was Sheryl’s favorite chef at Google. Every time she moved buildings, so did he.” Apparently, though, not everyone is steamed at the departure. A health-conscious Googler tells Valleywag, “Everyone hated his cafes. He had the worst heavy, everything-fried menus.” We await the reviews from the new venue. Now the question is whether Google will retaliate — maybe Sergey Brin will hire away Mark Zuckerberg’s personal ski waxer or something.
http://svextra.com/blogs/gmsv/2008/04/facebook_...
Very true. You must be thinking of the customer support job where we have to deal with basic account administration, investigating couple of clicks, processing refunds etc. What a challenge! I'm doing this as my core job with 5 years background in online marketing. Why? Well, this is a question I will keep asking myself in the next couple of days.
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