The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs - Latest Comments in Enough is enough! I just fired that idiot Jerry Yang

Re: Enough is enough! I just fired that idiot Jerry Yang

cale b — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:42:58 -0000

you are indeed a massive tool, fuck you very much for your supression of free speach on your sad little website. not suprising though, you never were good at listening to people who actually know what they are doing. hope your sad little republican website finds its way to the bottom of the shit pile. have a great day tool !!

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lisa — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:52:28 -0000

LMAO...fantastic laugh...I gotta grow balls

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Kage — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 03:17:57 -0000

Thank freaking fu***** God. Jerry Yang was such a big snooze. Can't wait to read you now Jobso.

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Mike Cane — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:40:00 -0000

But ... you CAN'T be back!!

I've already eulogized and buried you!

For the SECOND time!!!

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mgabrys — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:32:08 -0000

He screwed up at least one key phrase. It's EL-JOBSO YOU FREAKING FAKE FAKER!

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gauge — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:29:30 -0000

RIP Steve Jobs. Powered by DMT.

Re: Enough is enough! I just fired that idiot Jerry Yang

Brandon Eley — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:02:05 -0000

IT'S ABOUT TIME! Where do you get off, thinking you can take a vacation and leave some incompetent failure in your place?

Hey, pretty soon you'll be getting 'ole Bill to post for you too. After all, he's unemployed now.

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Kenny — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:53:10 -0000

Oh thank goodness I don't have to go through any more Yang posts. That was some of the worst blogging EVAR.

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Marcos El Malo — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:56:36 -0000

My theory is that Forbes has hired Scoble to replace Dan. Also, check out FJY's new blog:

http://fake-jerry.blogspot....

Re: Enough is enough! I just fired that idiot Jerry Yang

nancykelley — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:29:59 -0000

When you say "desk" do you mean desk in the traditional sense, or are we talking more like a bedtray resting on your lap?

Regardless, I'd like to be fired next.

Re: Enough is enough! I just fired that idiot Jerry Yang

Rich — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:04:34 -0000

It's good to have you back, Steve. And in top form, no less. Brilliant.

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SamG — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:16:14 -0000

Jobso, great to have you back. Have Ballmer blog for a while and then buy him out.

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Dan — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:38:57 -0000

Heard you were back through the vine....

And I just resubscribed.

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Sergey B — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:45:23 -0000

Velcome Back Steve. But since you fired the Yangovitch, you're going to have to get my dry cleaning, bitch.

Re: Enough is enough! I just fired that idiot Jerry Yang

anon-y — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:39:52 -0000

I had a dream last night that you returned, and lo and behold, I fire up FSJ this morning, and it happened. You are a dream come true!

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Eric — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:30:55 -0000

I am sooo happy you are back... I have been avoiding this blog like I avoid Yahoo.

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Rob — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:22:17 -0000

Thank God. Welcome back.

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Peter McCarthy — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:38:49 -0000

Halle - fucking - lujah!

Welcome back, Dear Leader. I can now sleep soundly again at night.

Re: Enough is enough! I just fired that idiot Jerry Yang

Anonymous Cowherd — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:08:13 -0000

About fucking time FSteve, about fucking time.

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GLK — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:56:00 -0000

Jobso, Now that the Beastmaster is leaving "Lucrative, Profitable and Boring". I hope the Seattle store has a MacBook Air waiting for him.

http://blog.seattlepi.nwsou...

Re: Enough is enough! I just fired that idiot Jerry Yang

Fake Dan Lyons — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:27:50 -0000

Hahahahaha.

Morons.

The real fake SJ is now faking lying on a beach in fake New Jersey.

Fake you.

Re: Enough is enough! I just fired that idiot Jerry Yang

albert The Flip — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:21:19 -0000

This is the very definition of funny.
Goodbye Dave Barry. Namaste FSJ!

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intenselygreen — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:58:24 -0000

You are the best fake Steve.

Welcome back.

Re: Enough is enough! I just fired that idiot Jerry Yang

$1364468 — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:17:18 -0000

Too late, the stench has already soaked into this site.

Re: Enough is enough! I just fired that idiot Jerry Yang

rephil — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:32:25 -0000

ahhh, there is finally some light at the end of the tunnel. and jerry just pissed himself. the only warmth he's feeling those days. bring it on!