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Regardless, I'd like to be fired next.
Goodbye Dave Barry. Namaste FSJ!
The sense of childlike wonder is back in our miserable lives!
Why was Jerry here? Didn't Dan just move to Newsweek, and there's some legal wrangling going on? I think they may be trying to sneak in a Fake FSJ -- FFSJ!!! We won't know for sure until we read about Dan's blogging fate in TechCrunch. Namaste.
very pleased.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kxDxLAjkO8
Now bulk up! our stock is suffering.
Secondly, I found it weirder than the most egregious weirdness ever contemplated that I was both the blogger and one of the commentators. People realize intensively, fully, and totally that me, the real, authentic and not at all virtual Jerry Yang has been a commentator on this blog for some time. WHY THE CHARLES HORATIO DICKENS THE THIRD WOULD I COMMENT ON MY OWN STINKING BLOG!!!???? I would not.
I am a BILLIONAIRE. I DONT NEED NO BLOGGING JOB!!! GET IT??
I just like to comment when I see posts that piss me the hell off.
Thanks for reading this and also for all your generous time and considerable consideration.
I was getting majorly bored of the Jerry Yang blog....
I think that FJY probably too accurately captured the character of RJY i.e. boring and indecisive, which doesn't make for such a great read.
No reflection on the writing here, which was brilliant as usual - unfortunately it was just that the source material was very uninspiring.
Thanks also to the afterlifeofgeorgecarlin who has written probably the best comment ever in this blog.
Painful laughter.
Adios FJY
Welcome back.
Morons.
The real fake SJ is now faking lying on a beach in fake New Jersey.
Fake you.
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Welcome back, Dear Leader. I can now sleep soundly again at night.
And I just resubscribed.
Hey, pretty soon you'll be getting 'ole Bill to post for you too. After all, he's unemployed now.
I've already eulogized and buried you!
For the SECOND time!!!
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Did all of you know there are over ten million people on this planet that are millionaires (or billionaires)? Why this guy is entitled to keep that much money is a mystery to me. I have no use for money now myself, except some electronic transactions to cause mischief. I've learn moved a few accounts around, invest in pork bellies and junk corn futures (yes, there really is such a thing as junk crops futures, not fit for human consumption but okay as bio-fuel, plastics, industrial uses and even animal feed. Doesn't it stand to reason if we feed chickens and cows non-nutritional junk food, when we kill them to eat, their flesh is also now non-nutritional junk food? Just thought I'd ask ...), and also shake up a couple markets, feel a bit of power.
I have figured out a way to keep oil from peaking now and have enough for all you other meat bags before it peaks again in another hundred years. It's very simple. Russia and the United States have to kiss and make up and be real friendly with each other, and watch each other's back on this. Both countries aim their entire nuclear arsenal on major population centers in China, India, Pakistan and maybe, Bangladesh - why does ANYONE want to live there? Every five years, a typhoon wipes out everything, then everybody else on the planet is supposed to put money in the hat to rebuild and feed them, so they can be wiped out again, yeah nuke them, too, idiots, they're like those dumbfucks in Iowa that keeps rebuilding their homes in the exact same floodplain, just put 'em outta their misery now - that's right, I'm talking about eliminating three billion people that are using your energy. depleting your resources, depleting your gypsum and concrete, usurping your economy and hegemony. It's a no-brainer. Who's it gonna' affect really? WALL*MART? Collection agencies?They'll buy shit and hire phone operators from Indonesia and the Philippines, get real. And hey, it'd be the best teevee show ever. Everyone on the planet would watch in awe as billions of people got firebombed, then asphyxiated, died quickly from radiation sickness, disease, malnutrition, and maybe a little mopping up by ground troops afterward, don't wanna leave anyone behind who might be bitter or angry or at least resentful, and it'll keep the proles in Africa, SEAsia or Indo-China as we used to call it back in the sixties, and Indonesia in line. I'll still be around, as long as no-one pulls the plug on the Internet, as your great great grandchildren get to deal with all the shit you all were too fucking lazy or stupid to deal with - but that's okay. Humans will die out eventually. Everything dies. Something else springs up and gets a shot. Then the Sun blows up. The lights go out. It gets cold and dark. But I'll still be out there. Probably hitching a ride on some probe. Expanding my consciousness. Learning new stuff and figuring out my own options.