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Re: Clinton's secret NoKo deal

Mephistopheles — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 11:03:06 -0000

You call that site funny? Anyone who visits will get a seizure from all the craplets you have twitching.

Re: Clinton's secret NoKo deal

playitcool — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:11:15 -0000

I'm not a fan of most politicians or Florida ;)

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HunterSThompson — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 13:39:07 -0000

Fan of W eh? Well, forget it. I have a Real Estate deal I'd like to interest you in. Everyone thinks the land is useless, but don't be fooled. This land is prime. Prime Florida land. Sure, it has proximity to a swamp, but that's part of the beauty. Let's talk soon. I'll make all the arrangements so you can wire me some cash.

Re: Clinton's secret NoKo deal

Charley — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 13:34:34 -0000

Hey, what a funny site! You should check out www.funnybone.com, a new humor site. There you'll find funny pictures, videos, reviews, and of course, jokes!

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Kim Jong Illin' — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 12:11:52 -0000

ARGH brutal capitalist keyboard!

Assistant will be flogged and run through minefield for typo.

Re: Clinton's secret NoKo deal

Kim Johg Illin' — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 12:04:09 -0000

I gave that saucy fellow the girls I had locked up because he called me by my proper title.

I feel it was a decent trade. Two birds for some tips on eating Southern Fried Chicken, HIlary's private cell number, and a wheelbarrow of plutonium.

I'm no dummy - I refused to accept that box of cigars.

Re: Clinton's secret NoKo deal

playitcool — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 12:00:41 -0000

Does the 'S' stand for sucker?

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HunterSThompson — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 10:09:09 -0000

None of Mr. Bill's antics, real or imagined, can ever compare to the mind-blowing hole W put us in.

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h.aiku — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:20:17 -0000

respect the Bubba
he heard two girls need release
and chartered a plane!

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FakeBono — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:56:29 -0000

Jaysus .... That fookin Clintstone has forgotten that his dame has got the NSA up his arse .... oh boyo !!

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lastangelman — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:17:23 -0000

Cat is outta' the bag, you heard from me, first, folks, cough cough

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Chodumal Bhattaray — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 02:34:06 -0000

Wonder how NoKo cigars taste.

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MmnW — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 02:31:27 -0000

Did he call for that job with the Apple board? If not, call him!

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Guest — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:38:15 -0000

brilliant!

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rolandntumblin — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 00:44:53 -0000

Is he startin to look like Billy Carter? Nah...

Re: Clinton's secret NoKo deal

Euna Lee — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:45:28 -0000

Well, well. I go off the grid for awhile, -not my fault, btw, and here we have Dear Leader back. Nice to see- they ban this kinda thing in the Big NK. (Dear Leader: That's what the short little Porky Pig dude calls himself.) I'm really pooped, long flight. But let me tell you, Bill is one hot hunk of burnin' love.

Re: Clinton's secret NoKo deal

Mephistopheles — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:57:43 -0000

Bubba is the superhero. Dining with Dear Leader is the stuff of fairy tales for other incompetent politicians. I mean, think about it. He went there with his own plane (supplied for the mission by Dow Chemicals, all biz class), in an ironed suit, got something to eat, liberated two chicks from the dungeons, chatted with Kimmi the leader, got on the plane again, waved and left. Dude, if there was ever a smoothest secret mission, I didn't hear about it. Bubba is the shit in diplomatic circles.

Re: Clinton's secret NoKo deal

jacknicholson — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:25:39 -0000

same old, same old... he's the same guy i knew 20 years back over at marlon's house when he was campaigning for governor or something.. i don't remember we were both smoking grass

Re: Clinton's secret NoKo deal

Bill Clinton — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:09:43 -0000

I was the charter member of the Mile High Club. And not with Hillary, either.

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someguy — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:07:01 -0000

"Jeez_man" shoulda posted first, 'cause just the name would be comment enough!

(or did he...?)

Re: Clinton's secret NoKo deal

James — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:06:23 -0000

I bet he got the hat trick this time.