DISQUS

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: Clinton's secret NoKo deal

  • lastangelman · 4 months ago
    Cat is outta' the bag, you heard from me, first, folks, cough cough
  • James · 4 months ago
    I bet he got the hat trick this time.
  • someguy · 4 months ago
    "Jeez_man" shoulda posted first, 'cause just the name would be comment enough!

    (or did he...?)
  • Bill Clinton · 4 months ago
    I was the charter member of the Mile High Club. And not with Hillary, either.
  • jacknicholson · 4 months ago
    same old, same old... he's the same guy i knew 20 years back over at marlon's house when he was campaigning for governor or something.. i don't remember we were both smoking grass
  • Mephistopheles · 4 months ago
    Bubba is the superhero. Dining with Dear Leader is the stuff of fairy tales for other incompetent politicians. I mean, think about it. He went there with his own plane (supplied for the mission by Dow Chemicals, all biz class), in an ironed suit, got something to eat, liberated two chicks from the dungeons, chatted with Kimmi the leader, got on the plane again, waved and left. Dude, if there was ever a smoothest secret mission, I didn't hear about it. Bubba is the shit in diplomatic circles.
  • Euna Lee · 4 months ago
    Well, well. I go off the grid for awhile, -not my fault, btw, and here we have Dear Leader back. Nice to see- they ban this kinda thing in the Big NK. (Dear Leader: That's what the short little Porky Pig dude calls himself.) I'm really pooped, long flight. But let me tell you, Bill is one hot hunk of burnin' love.
  • rolandntumblin · 4 months ago
    Is he startin to look like Billy Carter? Nah...
  • vaporland · 4 months ago
    brilliant!
  • MmnW · 4 months ago
    Did he call for that job with the Apple board? If not, call him!
  • Chodumal Bhattaray · 4 months ago
    Wonder how NoKo cigars taste.
  • FakeBono · 4 months ago
    Jaysus .... That fookin Clintstone has forgotten that his dame has got the NSA up his arse .... oh boyo !!
  • h.aiku · 4 months ago
    respect the Bubba
    he heard two girls need release
    and chartered a plane!
  • HunterSThompson · 4 months ago
    None of Mr. Bill's antics, real or imagined, can ever compare to the mind-blowing hole W put us in.
  • playitcool · 4 months ago
    Does the 'S' stand for sucker?
  • HunterSThompson · 4 months ago
    Fan of W eh? Well, forget it. I have a Real Estate deal I'd like to interest you in. Everyone thinks the land is useless, but don't be fooled. This land is prime. Prime Florida land. Sure, it has proximity to a swamp, but that's part of the beauty. Let's talk soon. I'll make all the arrangements so you can wire me some cash.
  • playitcool · 4 months ago
    I'm not a fan of most politicians or Florida ;)
  • Kim Johg Illin' · 4 months ago
    I gave that saucy fellow the girls I had locked up because he called me by my proper title.

    I feel it was a decent trade. Two birds for some tips on eating Southern Fried Chicken, HIlary's private cell number, and a wheelbarrow of plutonium.

    I'm no dummy - I refused to accept that box of cigars.
  • Kim Jong Illin' · 4 months ago
    ARGH brutal capitalist keyboard!

    Assistant will be flogged and run through minefield for typo.
  • Charley · 4 months ago
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  • Mephistopheles · 4 months ago
    You call that site funny? Anyone who visits will get a seizure from all the craplets you have twitching.