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Owre fast for thought, owre hot for rule,
Owre blate to seek, owre proud to snool,
Let him draw near;
And owre this grassy heap sing dool,
And drap a tear."
Robert Burns. 1786.
Weird, ain't it?
Plus I read the two posts at RealDan and I found them to be RealStupid. Sorry Dan.
Farewell Fake Steve. You will be missed. :(
- Barry
Please come back immediately! It's that Dan Lyons asshole (again)! Can you get Moshe and the boys on this right away? I want this frigtard waterboarded. You know, use all the techniques Apple taught the CIA down at GITMO. Make this asshole wish he was never born. Maybe this time he'll go away for good. Oh, one more thing: Nicoli? Not working for me. How about giving the keyboard to Monkeyboy? or Beastmaster? or Kevin Rose? You get the idea.
Namaste
Fake Ralph Nader
Namste.
People only like you when you write under the guise of "Fake Steve". Why change the formula?
- Barry
Real Dan = not so much
Sorry Dan, I just don't care.
We don't give a shit about Real Asshole Dan, it was FSJ we followed.
Bye, you sorry sack of shit. On to the next smart asshole who doesn't realise his time is only now ...
(It'll be a smarter, smoother, more consistent FSJ of course -- just not YOU!)
If any of you who say they didn't give a shit, didn't give give a shit, why'd you give a shit in the first place to say you didn't give shit. You know what - all of you phonies, you all are full of shit. And stupid. And completely fuckin' nuts.
Topazz is cool. She is alright.
I'm gonna' raid Carl Icahn's secret tax shelter in the Turks and Caicos Islands. I'm gonna' build a ranch house development on a Iowa flood plain - real cheap. Ain't that sumpin'?
Good for you, Dan, for being so funny and insightful that all these people learned to really want to tune in to hear the latest. If these pissers can't make the shift in their tiny brains to a new character, then that says more about them than you...
Tough business you're in, pal. I'll hold out hope that the new blog will end up as funny as this one was.
please be as honest and in-your-face in the new blog.
thanks for all the laughs.
Then, inexplicably, Real BB decided to end Bloom County, and created the Unreal world of Outland. We all looked once or twice, but no one cared.
Finally, Real BB returned to sanity, and returned Opus to Bloom County, where once again he happily resides.
We all look forward to the day when Real Dan follows Real BB in a return to sanity. Real BB returned Opus to the meadow. Real Dan needs to return FSJ to the blog.
I won't buy real Dan anything I'm afraid.
At least the world still has Fake Steve Ballmer!
BTW, time for me to "come" clean. My tits are fake, as are most of my coworker's. I will have my silicone removed and sent back to San Jose, to be recycled. I will miss U guys!
You can't make the geographic jokes no more, nor will you laugh about people taking it to serious. Cause you are serious now, Realistic!
At least you can explain it to your audience that your still blogging, while you tell them about the good old days.
It must be odd to be you, being real and all...
Blogging lends itself to the kind of stupid self-promotion you so ably ridiculed. The problem is that your new blog—the layout, the tone, etc.—makes a perfect candidate for a Fake Steve lampoon. Why go this way? Some things are more important than money.
Namaste
Maybe?
Possibly?
Hopefully?
I may be a cut and paste hack, but at least I have a spine and my dignity!
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this is too wonderful. you bet i'll be there. with bells an' my snark on. i know i'm late to the game, but i'm still a majah playuh, soldjah boy!
see ya on da flip side, beeeeeyooootches!!!
Bring back FSJ.
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You're such a fucking idiot. LOL. Sure Dan Lyons is going to china to meet some random dude commented on his blog.
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Thanks for so much laughter, insight and intelligence. Good luck with your new endeavours.
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Dan, you blew it. You had a good thing with much more creamy stuff to milk, and you killed it. Perhaps you have enough money to retire? In which case...peace out.
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SJ survived longer as CEO at Apple than you did as... whatever.
Consider the possibility that just maybe Apple was telling the truth.
You really should go back to satire.
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