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Re: Al Gore says he's terrified for Obama

fnord — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:02:30 -0000

Too soon?

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fnord — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:01:48 -0000

I beg to differ

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Serena — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:49:27 -0000

Keep taking potshots at Hillary. This from the person who predicted a severe drubbing for Hillary in New Hampshire and who in a Rush Limbaugh kind of way also confessed to crossing his legs while watching Hillary on TV.
Misogynisim crouched in any way ia not funny!

Re: Al Gore says he's terrified for Obama

niimma — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:06:27 -0000

I CANT BELIEVE YOU WENT THERE!

I LOVE YOU !!!!!!

Re: Al Gore says he's terrified for Obama

lastangelman — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:18:36 -0000

Nice Cormac Mc Carthy type sentence.

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Seán — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:39:10 -0000

John Edwards is not a 'smarmy lawyer type prick.'

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amoebas will win — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:02:32 -0000

i thought this was a parody site...? this is reality. true, scary reality.

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jrudolf — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:15:33 -0000

Your blog is great, but if the shooting starts, I would duck if I were you.

Re: Al Gore says he's terrified for Obama

jackiesue — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:53:22 -0000

you make me laugh so hard my tummy hurts...I havent had sex in 23 years,but if i change my mind..can i have your phone number?

Re: Al Gore says he's terrified for Obama

Mike Cane — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:45:29 -0000

>>>nobody actually reads Cormac McCarthy books

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh Christ, I *tried* to read that book. It was right after "Earth Abides." The contrast was too great and I was getting nauseous and a doctor said to Stop Now or he doubted any ER could save me from what I was catching so I stopped and here I am making sentences like this and you know maybe I shouldn't've have even *touched* that goddammed book but they you are you know?

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EC — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:25:31 -0000

Thank you for existing, FSJ.

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webworm — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:22:22 -0000

HEFs are hot.....mine is up that dinky road on a ridge top near Whitefish....come on up FSJ and bring Al with you!

Re: Al Gore says he's terrified for Obama

woz — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:15:53 -0000

Raise your hand if you would hit Michelle Obama

Re: Al Gore says he's terrified for Obama

anonymous1000 — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:09:17 -0000

It was -16 yesterday in my part of the Rockies. You're going to need some muggles to cut firewood when the grid goes down dude.

Re: Al Gore says he's terrified for Obama

Stuggy — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:56:10 -0000

ON FIRE. El Jobso rides again. Keep 'em coming, I love when you get going like this!

Re: Al Gore says he's terrified for Obama

bongstradamus — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:50:46 -0000

well, Obama stepped into the Clintons SC trap and now hes realized hes gotta unentangle himself. How did we ever get to the point that we are arguing over whether or not Hillary is blacker than Obama since Bill was the "first black president"?

Obama really has no choice now then to separate Hillary from Bill. Bill is doing a large part of this stumping, and she keeps trying to build an association that if you elect her you get Bill for free. Obama is out there saying look Hillary has 6 years experience in office, not 16, those 10 other years are really Bills experience. The likeable Clinton that we dont mind lying to our face is Bill, not Hillary. The visionary who brought peace and prosperity for our country for 8 years wasnt Hillary, it was Bill Clinton. Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Clinton is NOT running for President. Hillary is. And Hillary, as we all know, is the opposite of Bill...especially in the likeability department.

Obamas only option now is to separate the Clintons, their records, and pound the shit out of Hillary for bad campaign contributions, claiming her husbands accomplishments and experiences as her own, and that at the end of the day the only record of change Hillary Clinton has is a new illegal fundraiser every election cycle.

So thats my take, hes trying to fight 2 different people now, and once he gets it to sink in Hillary is the candidate, not Bill, or gets Bill so horked off he gets leashed by the Hill camp, then hell focus back on Hillary.

Honestly, Bill is the real problem here. Even though i personally love Bill, he needs to be removed or nullified in this campaign equation so that Obama can focus on Hillarys record for what it is, not get it all swirled up in Bill's accomplishments.

He already stepped into the trap. Non action will only lead to failure. The Clintons have him in a position now that they can win the nomination even if Obama wins or loses SC. If he wins SC they say well of course, hes black but what does that mean for electability in the general if he can only win southern states? If he loses SC theyll say, what the hell, hes black, he shouldve totally won SC. Hillary must be the best candidate in the general if she was able to get such a large percentage of the SC black vote.

So as you see, hes damned if he does and damned if he dont. So hes placing ads in Florida and going after Bill for separation. Notice the Monica stories coming back?

Re: Al Gore says he's terrified for Obama

Swift2 — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:34:02 -0000

Fake Steve, you were funny, but now you're using your alternate personality to be the web's equivalent of Perez Hilton. Stick to the things you know. Or the things that the Real Steve personality is useful.

Re: Al Gore says he's terrified for Obama

sentownbrothertojailforcoke — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:27:11 -0000

I pray this is a fantasy, but look at the history of convenient problems emerging as impossibly lucky moments for the Clintons.

I hope that Hillary is not setting up a "vast redneck racist conspiracy" to deal with Obama.

The Clintons are Facists. Anyone in their way is disposable. They do it all for the people.

Too bad JFK Jr died two days before submitting his papers to run for the Senate in NY.

Hillary arranged to have Roger Clinton take the fall for delivering Cocaine to Bill while he was the White Line and Brown Sugar president.

Mary Mahoney was going to name Hillary in a sexual harrassment suit. That was the real intern story.

Imagine Al Gore living under the constant threat:
"If you say or do anything against Hillary or Bill, something bad happens.."

Too many times... Bill Clinton is right. The American people are blind and dumb. Feed them lies and People magazine.

The rest of the world is laughing at us, and moving on without us.

Re: Al Gore says he's terrified for Obama

fnord — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:49:16 -0000

I hope the fact that this is DL best post in months doesn't get lost in the political commentary.

Re: Al Gore says he's terrified for Obama

a_dem_turned_paulite — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:46:31 -0000

The DLC is only a hop, skip, and a jump from being a right wing nutter. She's not out to save you, she's out to further the same basic agenda. Edwards was the most logical and unbeatable of all the Democratic front runners, and he's not gonna take it.

This country is doomed.

Re: Al Gore says he's terrified for Obama

nate — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:56:22 -0000

Oh my god for fucking funny.

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Nick in MB — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:38:03 -0000

McCain in 08 then.

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acap. — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:23:08 -0000

Nice to read your blog. Thanks.

Re: Al Gore says he's terrified for Obama

woz — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:21:24 -0000

Ya know, I'm believing that this was a real conversation, not just Lyons channelling through an LSD-fog.

Re: Al Gore says he's terrified for Obama

richardmnixon — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:16:04 -0000

Gore sure has a rich fantasy life. My Plumbers took out Vince Foster after he discovered the secret closet in the White House with the surveillance equipment we left in place. The Swift Boat Veterans were my boys -- I was damned if some Vietnam protester with the initials "JFK" was going to be president. And I'll tell you the one reason Bush Jr. is in there now: to make me look like f**king Gandhi by comparison.

And if Gore thinks Hillary -- another sixties hippy who worked on the g*ddamn Watergate committee -- has any chance at all, he should just ask Ted Kennedy. Hillary's pending scandal is going to make Chappaquiddick look like a fender bender.