DISQUS

Serena · 1 year ago

Keep taking potshots at Hillary. This from the person who predicted a severe drubbing for Hillary in New Hampshire and who in a Rush Limbaugh kind of way also confessed to crossing his legs while watching Hillary on TV.
Misogynisim crouched in any way ia not funny!

fnord · 1 year ago

I beg to differ

Mr. Poopypants · 1 year ago

FSJ, nice closing! You made me spill my coffee.

ARF! · 1 year ago

Are you saying Heath Ledger went down on Hilary? Or was it that that killed him?

Either way, scary, dude.

Simon · 1 year ago

Can blogs also be literature? I think on the evidence of this post that they can...

richardmnixon · 1 year ago

Gore sure has a rich fantasy life. My Plumbers took out Vince Foster after he discovered the secret closet in the White House with the surveillance equipment we left in place. The Swift Boat Veterans were my boys -- I was damned if some Vietnam protester with the initials "JFK" was going to be president. And I'll tell you the one reason Bush Jr. is in there now: to make me look like f**king Gandhi by comparison.

And if Gore thinks Hillary -- another sixties hippy who worked on the g*ddamn Watergate committee -- has any chance at all, he should just ask Ted Kennedy. Hillary's pending scandal is going to make Chappaquiddick look like a fender bender.

sentownbrothertojailforcoke · 1 year ago

I pray this is a fantasy, but look at the history of convenient problems emerging as impossibly lucky moments for the Clintons.

I hope that Hillary is not setting up a "vast redneck racist conspiracy" to deal with Obama.

The Clintons are Facists. Anyone in their way is disposable. They do it all for the people.

Too bad JFK Jr died two days before submitting his papers to run for the Senate in NY.

Hillary arranged to have Roger Clinton take the fall for delivering Cocaine to Bill while he was the White Line and Brown Sugar president.

Mary Mahoney was going to name Hillary in a sexual harrassment suit. That was the real intern story.

Imagine Al Gore living under the constant threat:
"If you say or do anything against Hillary or Bill, something bad happens.."

Too many times... Bill Clinton is right. The American people are blind and dumb. Feed them lies and People magazine.

The rest of the world is laughing at us, and moving on without us.

woz · 1 year ago

Ya know, I'm believing that this was a real conversation, not just Lyons channelling through an LSD-fog.

fnord · 1 year ago

I hope the fact that this is DL best post in months doesn't get lost in the political commentary.

Jim H · 1 year ago

Fake Steve, you were funny, but now you're using your alternate personality to be the web's equivalent of Perez Hilton. Stick to the things you know. Or the things that the Real Steve personality is useful.

bongstradamus · 1 year ago

well, Obama stepped into the Clintons SC trap and now hes realized hes gotta unentangle himself. How did we ever get to the point that we are arguing over whether or not Hillary is blacker than Obama since Bill was the "first black president"?

Obama really has no choice now then to separate Hillary from Bill. Bill is doing a large part of this stumping, and she keeps trying to build an association that if you elect her you get Bill for free. Obama is out there saying look Hillary has 6 years experience in office, not 16, those 10 other years are really Bills experience. The likeable Clinton that we dont mind lying to our face is Bill, not Hillary. The visionary who brought peace and prosperity for our country for 8 years wasnt Hillary, it was Bill Clinton. Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Clinton is NOT running for President. Hillary is. And Hillary, as we all know, is the opposite of Bill...especially in the likeability department.

Obamas only option now is to separate the Clintons, their records, and pound the shit out of Hillary for bad campaign contributions, claiming her husbands accomplishments and experiences as her own, and that at the end of the day the only record of change Hillary Clinton has is a new illegal fundraiser every election cycle.

So thats my take, hes trying to fight 2 different people now, and once he gets it to sink in Hillary is the candidate, not Bill, or gets Bill so horked off he gets leashed by the Hill camp, then hell focus back on Hillary.

Honestly, Bill is the real problem here. Even though i personally love Bill, he needs to be removed or nullified in this campaign equation so that Obama can focus on Hillarys record for what it is, not get it all swirled up in Bill's accomplishments.

He already stepped into the trap. Non action will only lead to failure. The Clintons have him in a position now that they can win the nomination even if Obama wins or loses SC. If he wins SC they say well of course, hes black but what does that mean for electability in the general if he can only win southern states? If he loses SC theyll say, what the hell, hes black, he shouldve totally won SC. Hillary must be the best candidate in the general if she was able to get such a large percentage of the SC black vote.

So as you see, hes damned if he does and damned if he dont. So hes placing ads in Florida and going after Bill for separation. Notice the Monica stories coming back?

Stuggy · 1 year ago

ON FIRE. El Jobso rides again. Keep 'em coming, I love when you get going like this!

anonymous1000 · 1 year ago

It was -16 yesterday in my part of the Rockies. You're going to need some muggles to cut firewood when the grid goes down dude.

woz · 1 year ago

Raise your hand if you would hit Michelle Obama

webworm · 1 year ago

HEFs are hot.....mine is up that dinky road on a ridge top near Whitefish....come on up FSJ and bring Al with you!

EC · 1 year ago

Thank you for existing, FSJ.

Mike Cane · 1 year ago

>>>nobody actually reads Cormac McCarthy books

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh Christ, I *tried* to read that book. It was right after "Earth Abides." The contrast was too great and I was getting nauseous and a doctor said to Stop Now or he doubted any ER could save me from what I was catching so I stopped and here I am making sentences like this and you know maybe I shouldn't've have even *touched* that goddammed book but they you are you know?

jackiesue · 1 year ago

you make me laugh so hard my tummy hurts...I havent had sex in 23 years,but if i change my mind..can i have your phone number?

jrudolf · 1 year ago

Your blog is great, but if the shooting starts, I would duck if I were you.

amoebas will win · 1 year ago

i thought this was a parody site...? this is reality. true, scary reality.

lastangelman · 1 year ago

Nice Cormac Mc Carthy type sentence.

niimma · 1 year ago

I CANT BELIEVE YOU WENT THERE!

I LOVE YOU !!!!!!

Mike · 1 year ago

ouch! Vince Foster.

fnord · 1 year ago

Too soon?

anon · 1 year ago

FSJ -- You are right on the money. Bill and Hill are freakin scary, scary people. Why anyone wants them as pres / co-pres is beyond me.

G Webster Wormleigh · 1 year ago

For once, Al is headed in the right direction. But I got there first; my bunker is near Whitefish, up on top of a ridge, and there is only one road up there. Come on up, Stevie!

James · 1 year ago

We need someone scary to take on the right wing nutters though, so pucker up and give it up to Hillary.

a_dem_turned_paulite · 1 year ago

The DLC is only a hop, skip, and a jump from being a right wing nutter. She's not out to save you, she's out to further the same basic agenda. Edwards was the most logical and unbeatable of all the Democratic front runners, and he's not gonna take it.

This country is doomed.

acap. · 1 year ago

Nice to read your blog. Thanks.

Nick in MB · 1 year ago

McCain in 08 then.

nate · 1 year ago

Oh my god for fucking funny.

Seán · 1 year ago

John Edwards is not a 'smarmy lawyer type prick.'